Hillary Bank$

𝙿𝚛𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙷𝚎𝚛 🥲

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

just filled my tank up and i’m about to look for flights to iran to see if i can help the negotiations

[Sam Alberti 🪏 @sam_alberti]

you'll never guess whose head pops into frame at the 7sec mark

[TheeMarketingMamí @WizMonifaaa]

LMFAO WHAT!!!?? Omfg the bride at the crib I’m screaming omfg

[eric63 amg biturbo 4matic @EricMTerrill1]

threw my back out laughing

[Meya @QueenOkari]

Dear future husband, Today sucked. I miss you.

Love
Your future wife

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

No she’s asking why they look like if you scratched them with your fingernail you would have grime under it after

[LANI ❦ @___lovelanii]

A’ja I probably would’ve cussed his bitch ass out too. I understand.

[Hillary Bank$ @hildaddy97]

I’m choking actually

[SLEEZE🥳😛😈☔️ @Yosleeze]

Never ever deleting this app btw

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

BITCH some nefarious felonious activity happened in Chicago at a gas station today and a young man was murdered by a gaggle of other automatic weapon clad young men and a YOUNG WOMAN was out on the town with the target of the violence and as she was running for her life one of the ne’erdowells gone yell “AYE KILL THAT HO TOO”

BEG PARDON????????

[BB @whatuplakerss]

Guess who ain’t free? Tory Lanez !! AHHHH HA

[kendrick Lyrics @WordFromKdot]

South Korean Air Force covers Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us" and "tv off" 🇰🇷

[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled

[Professor OgleChee @NumeroUnoNegro]

Dak Prescott? She the first woman with CTE

[Pim Diffy 🚀 @isthat_kt]

I just-

Ain’t no way ALL 5 little monkeys fell off the bed. AINT NOOOO WAY.

That bitch was hittin them kids.

[nathan. @LeoStateOfMind]

https://t.co/anpsTuojRY

[Hillary Bank$ @hildaddy97]

And just became a boy 🥹

[Hillary Bank$ @hildaddy97]

just broke my couch

[Hillary Bank$ @hildaddy97]

It takes a high level of self awareness and discernment to acknowledge that I have the WORST taste in men 🙂‍↕️

Thank you for coming to my ted talk