Lucy

2016 democratic nominee

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Low key Kermit mogged Justin Bieber

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

they should have had shakira sing waka waka with fozzie bear

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Might delete later

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Just saw The Odyssey, I loved it but was really surprised it featured so many Minions. Not saying it’s bad or inaccurate. I’m aware of its oral history, so there’s no way to know Homer didn’t include Minions. But it was like 98% Minions. Didn’t even mention Odysseus.

[Beaner Sigel @AndreMartel]

The two most BEAN eating countries of the world face off this Sunday. The winner gets to keep eating beans the loser has to stop. 🫘 #Mex #Eng

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

Me in my late 70s, getting ready to perform Fight For This Love in my care home’s talent show.

[Lisa P 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @evanslis456]

‘Tis that day again when Jesus closes big Tesco but allows entry to Tesco Express.

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

Me sitting by myself watching Trixie and Katya talk to each other

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

Macbeth quaking in Dunsinane castle

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Being a hater is free and awesome!

[curlyxcx🪄 @curlyxcx]

Charlie kirk be like:

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

My son just told me he’s gay

I burst into tears

But not for the reason you think

You see, I understand that statistically, men earn about 20% more than women

Marrying a man instead of a woman is simply a wise long-term financial decision

So proud of my son ❤️

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Jesus Christ that Charlie Kirk video is awful, it’s almost like being able to walk into a supermarket and buy a gun is a bad idea

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is ready for it! Are you? 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

[Penny Parker @SnapsCube]

he was a duck
that wanted some grapes
can i make it any more obvious?
there was a stand
that sold lemonade
what more can i say?

[໊ @buffys]

malibu barbie, elvis, and aquaman