Hilary Hoffman

I make puns that people mostly hate but slightly love.

[Houston Dynamo FC @HoustonDynamo]

Last week, Steve Clark partnered with @adidasfootball to donate shoes and cleats to children in need for each save he made during the 2023 season.

#HoldItDown

[Hilary Hoffman @hilhoff35]

This was a fun one to plan

[Houston Dash @HoustonDash]

Our friends at @United let @ryangareis and @natalieejacobs try a few new things! ✈️

#DTFO

[Houston Dynamo FC @HoustonDynamo]

Good morning, Champs 🏆

#HoldItDown

[Hilary Hoffman @hilhoff35]

Just got served a Rayban ad and didn’t realize it was an ad.. I just thought someone’s account got hacked.

[Hilary Hoffman @hilhoff35]

Nothing like having a strange man talk politics AT you in a coffee shop to start off your Saturday morning... 🙃

[Hilary Hoffman @hilhoff35]

A truer tweet has never been tweeted!

[Anne @admiral_annebar]

I would pay an intern to answer my texts.

[Hilary Hoffman @hilhoff35]

That moment when you’re watching Shrek 2 and realize you and your pup could do an amazing couple costume of Shrek and donkey... 😏

[Hilary Hoffman @hilhoff35]

I’m really regretting not keeping my attachable reading light from 6th grade right about now!

[Hilary Hoffman @hilhoff35]

Who am I rooting for in the Super Bowl? Women! This is a historic game #womenbelonginsports

[Hilary Hoffman @hilhoff35]

So excited for these girls and season 2 of Game Growers! #girlswhomovemovetheworld #NGWSD

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

In celebration of National Girls and Women in Sports Day, we'd like to recognize Isabel & Sophia as our season two Spurs @Nike Game Growers!

Congrats on being selected as the Spurs Co-Captain’s 👏 #NGWSD

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

In celebration of National Girls and Women in Sports Day, we'd like to recognize Isabel & Sophia as our season two Spurs @Nike Game Growers!

Congrats on being selected as the Spurs Co-Captain’s 👏 #NGWSD

[Hilary Hoffman @hilhoff35]

The high school musical cast have always had the juiciest drama even a decade later. The new kids are really making the original cast proud.

[Hilary Hoffman @hilhoff35]

I have always wanted to be able walk to work but after 10 months of commuting from my bedroom to the kitchen table I can say it’s it’s not worth the hype

[Hilary Hoffman @hilhoff35]

I think it’s snowing in Texas but it’s just a hunch.. no pictures to confirm

[Hilary Hoffman @hilhoff35]

Why am I still seeing pro-Trump posts on my FB??? Didn’t y’all all move to a far right social platform?? If y’all could please go back to it that would be great.. thanks!

[Diamond DeShields @diamonddoesit1]

She coached . COACHED is the word you are looking for .

[Hilary Hoffman @hilhoff35]

It’s December 1st que the Spotify wrap ups.

[Hilary Hoffman @hilhoff35]

I’m pretty sure my puppy thought I didn’t work anymore, after the 5 day weekend, cause when I sat down at my work station he looked at me with the most confused look.

[Hilary Hoffman @hilhoff35]

@cat_garza4 I got you!

[Hilary Hoffman @hilhoff35]

My social platforms the past couple of days:
FB: “stop the counting” *insert conspiracy theory*
Insta: “go vote and have hope”
Twitter: * @callumjdsquires making fun of Florida*
TikTok: *strangers producing hilarious political content*