h. lee

has no hobbies -Guillermo

[La Coochie Versace @CoochieReloaded]

Greg Abbott trying to stop the count at the polls:

[Anon Hater @_AnonHater_]

Do I transition first or get an abortion? I’m so excited I don’t know where to start

[It's interesting, the tweets @ThankYouNewJoe]

They're replacing the Ten Commandments in Texas classrooms with the terms and conditions of Grindr

[✭ @b44rca]

there's something so beautiful about the fact that he's such a hater 😭😭😭😭😭 that laugh

[𖤐 || мι¢ || @lestatsarmand]

GET READY AMERICA

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

fuck it. Kelly Clarkson, go get that fucking bird you wanted right now HURRY UP

[𝔐𝔞𝔠𝔢 @hicksinferno]

THEY GOT ESTROGEN ON TAP AT APPLEBEES

[José María Luna @JoseMLuna]

They’re doing this to your sons tomorrow

[Nick DeJesus 🛒🎉 - Former Unpaid CTO @BTPipeline @Dayhaysoos]

yo i'm crying man this is the best time to be on twitter

[normal person @arianadotgov]

they’re going to make it legally mandatory to have one gay son and one thot daughter

[Deacon Blues, MBA 🌵 @JotaroPujo]

We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo

[coach @Goon_Donovan23]

they gonna be showing these type of tweets on Fox News tomorrow 😭😭😭😭😭

[rosabella ﾒ𝟶 @bellissimuah]

me digging up charlie kirk to tell him that republicans lost

[laurie strode chart updates @slasherhomo]

EVERYBODY GET IN LINE FOR UR TRANSGENDER SURGERIES

[jj 🍂 @ilyacig]

abortion at 12 hair dye appointment at 1 transgender surgery at 2 another abortion at 3 queer dating at 4 and drag show at 5

[BluBerry🏳️‍⚧️ @Tetoberry]

JD Vance cutting himself like a 16 year old in his bedroom

[Adam Silver's Malignant Pancreas Tumor @MailmanStalker]

I want 10 million illegal immigrants drunk driving on the street by midnight

[h. lee @hill__duh]

I’m the funniest person i know

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

NEW ICE recruits get $50,000 sign on bonuses and are eligible for student loan forgiveness

But your active duty military starving?

Yikes.

[h. lee @hill__duh]

@viciousfrihole Offing myself for saying no

[h. lee @hill__duh]

God forbid the daughter in a Mexican household finally stands up for herself .