Allison Hill

[Allison Hill @hill_allison2]

Hey world - if you’re considering euthanizing your healthy, innocent companion, (1) you’re a cruel psychopath, and (2) send that pup my way because my household has plenty of love to go around 💔

[CNN @CNN]

Emma, a healthy Shih Tzu mix, was euthanized to fulfill her late owner's dying wish that the dog be put down -- and then laid to rest with her https://t.co/3ijjkDw7oH

[Allison Hill @hill_allison2]

@dog_rates

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i have a toy that looks like a cupcake. and sometimes. i squeak it very loud. for a very long time. i don’t mean to be annoying. i was in the zone

[Allison Hill @hill_allison2]

The only two times our area has made national news was when 20/20 did that story on meth and heroine in Portage a few years back and now we have the Baraboo nazi salute claim to fame 🙄#hometownpride

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

“Hey Mr. Scott, whatcha gonna do. Whatcha gonna do, make our dreams come true!”

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

my ball rolled under the couch. and i cannot reach it. the human has been informed of the issue. and reminded. that my problems. are their problems

[Allison Hill @hill_allison2]

Remember the episode of Boy Meets World when Tapanga moves away to Pittsburg and leaves Cory heartbroken? Yeah, it doesn’t get any easier to watch when you’re not 13 anymore, but instead you’re 23 and know they still end up together #tears

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. i’ll get really feisty. and nibble on the human’s sleeve. to remind them i am a descendant. of the mighty wolf

[Allison Hill @hill_allison2]

No one comes into my office all day until the moment I’m licking the chocolate off of my fingers after enjoying a Reese’s cup taken from my own candy dish that I claim is for “clients and visitors”

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i wanted to wake up earlier. but i forgot why. so i didn’t

[Allison Hill @hill_allison2]

@dog_feelings Dis is my favorite fren. mr. froggy. I drop him. on mama’s face. every morning at 5:30. I kiss her whole face. and my whole butt goes wiggle waggle. it is the best part. of our day.

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

There are two types of people in this world- dog people and terrible people.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. i don’t know what to do. with all my love. occasionally it overflows. in the form of a burp

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

TODAY IS ADVENTURE DAY. MY WATER BOWL IS PACKED. THE WINDOWS ARE ROLLED DOWN. AND YES. MY FEETS ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN

[Allison Hill @hill_allison2]

You know it has gone too far when you’re having trouble falling asleep because you can hear the birds chirping.... #Solstice2018

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Catherine bought me some of that low calorie ice cream from Whole Foods and now I know what a pint of disappointment tastes like.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human came home early. and gave me the biggest hug. i’m not sure how they knew i wanted one

[Allison Hill @hill_allison2]

I had some vacation pics printed at @Walgreens yesterday and today I got a call saying that another customer mistakenly received copies of my photos. I’m envisioning a grandmother expecting graduation pics of her grandkid or something and getting my bikini pics instead 😂

[Allison Hill @hill_allison2]

@GriizzyGriizz Were you there? Haha we had a great time! Flirtinis weren’t bad either.

[Allison Hill @hill_allison2]

If, on your way out of the gym, you stop to tell the manager about your max squat and use the word “gains” four times with protein bottle in hand, chances are I hate you. @ middle-aged dude wearing the “F Bitches Get Money” cut off T