Hillary Beaton

ghetto superstar

[Hillary Beaton @hill_beat]

Based on all my Hallmark Movie research there has to be a high percentage of a childhood/adolescent age friend who comes back into my life for us to fall in love.

[Hillary Beaton @hill_beat]

Made a perfect “Hatchet” by Gary Paulsen reference at the bar this weekend. How do I not have men groveling for my attention

[Hillary Beaton @hill_beat]

Went to Target bought a lot of things. Forgot the most important thing and the reason I was going. I’ve become a statistic.

[Hillary Beaton @hill_beat]

Me telling my dog it is time for bed only to turn around and see he already went upstairs to go to bed. He is a prince I am merely his servant

[Hillary Beaton @hill_beat]

It’s a beautiful summer day and all I want to do is go out and buy all the Halloween decore

[Hillary Beaton @hill_beat]

7pm with a headache only to now realize I only had 1 glass of water this morning and a handful of chips as lunch. And it’s not even a work day for me!

[Hillary Beaton @hill_beat]

Young drunk male outside my house having a conversation with the 2 confused Uber drivers after he figures out who he’s supposed to go home with:

“Have a great night guys go get laid”
Youth 😑

[Hillary Beaton @hill_beat]

I just want to be able to have weekend off from work so I can go to a farmers market 😫

[Hillary Beaton @hill_beat]

So sad I lost my nose ring while swimming and playing mermaids in the pool only to find it stuck to my boob when I got out and too my suit off. God is Good and my chest is Greater

[Hillary Beaton @hill_beat]

Sometimes you just gotta lie in bed and drink at Diet Coke in the evening.

[Hillary Beaton @hill_beat]

Adult thoughts while rewatching Hunger Games: with all this crazy tech they have, why do they still need coal from district 12? Like did they never just try to figure out a renewable energy source???

[Hillary Beaton @hill_beat]

My patients thinking I’m the cool nurse for letting them have a Hunger Games movie marathon today when really the supervisor left us short and I didn’t have enough time or staff for the day

[Hillary Beaton @hill_beat]

The sigh that just came from my dog as he has no care in the world except why we aren’t in bed yet is insane for an individual who has all his bills paid for

[Hillary Beaton @hill_beat]

Raising my pup as a single dog mom- happy Father’s Day to me I would stay being 2 parents always if I get to keep him forever

[Hillary Beaton @hill_beat]

@india_xoxo Will be spending the rest of the evening staring at these pictures like Colin is staring at Penelope!

[📸 9¾ Bruce Cares △⃒⃘🐝 @Bruce_Cares]

I think Sam the Onion Man is one of the most slept on romantic characters in literary history. It didn’t matter what problem Miss Katherine had or came up with, Sam’s answer was the same, and is still one of the coldest lines you can say to a woman…

[Hillary Beaton @hill_beat]

Between the Pink Ladies show and the Barbie movie I want everything I own and wear to be pink

[Hillary Beaton @hill_beat]

Patient today when I told him to stop slamming the phone:
“I was hanging it up dumbass”

Same patient when redirected:
“Well don’t say things that make you sound like a dumbass”

Happy Friday

[Hillary Beaton @hill_beat]

Another day another congratulations on my getting married. Only to have to tell the person no that’s my sister you were thinking of

[Hillary Beaton @hill_beat]

The Lord created nurses so someone else could work on Sundays while he rests

[Hillary Beaton @hill_beat]

Wow I might be Gonzo…

[Gonzo @GonzotheGreat]

Sometimes, being a fashion-forward weirdo is not an easy hobby. It took me 17 years to find a belt that matched this shirt – and 4 more years to remember where I put it after I bought it.