nope

sea lions and charcuterie

[nope @hillarizzle]

Santy don't visit the funeral homes, little buddy

[nope @hillarizzle]

Ya'll don't know shit about fuck

[nope @hillarizzle]

keep god out of california

[nope @hillarizzle]

I just built a house on IDGAF Avenue

[Chris Burns | Fat Carrie Bradshaw @fatcarriebshaw]

The worst part about 4th of July is the droves of straight men who think putting hot dogs they probably didn’t even take out of the package themselves & chicken their wives marinated on a grill makes them the next Gordon Ramsey

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

on my way to mcdonalds to order 6 mcchickens

[nope @hillarizzle]

Take me to the sea.

[nope @hillarizzle]

New boot goofin'

[nope @hillarizzle]

Cannot fucking wait to see my cousins tomorrow

[nope @hillarizzle]

strawberry rhubarb crisp be off the hook

[nope @hillarizzle]

the wasabi is no good if it doesn't summon any tears

[#1 cool guy @kombuccimane]

I’d fuck marry and kill myself

[jawn wick @furbyburglar]

I gave myself a middle part and now I look like lord farquad

[nope @hillarizzle]

he's not an eggplant, he's retarded

[nope @hillarizzle]

Bring back Bob Knight

[nope @hillarizzle]

My favorite thing about spring is powerwarshing everything

[Cricket Arrison @cricketarrison]

Thanks everyone for the recommendation of meth

[Cricket Arrison @cricketarrison]

I want a crystal that makes the vibes really bad and upsets everyone

[nope @hillarizzle]

pick me up on ur fuckin' snowmobile