I love white people so much, nigga in my job came and asked for some banana peppers on his wrap and I said “we’re all out sorry” nigga snapped his fingers and said “rats!” I couldn’t fucking control my laughter 😭😭
Roundabouts are safer. They're greener. They save hours idling at stoplights. And few U.S. cities know this better than Carmel, Indiana — which has 140 of them. https://t.co/anEBWdAU4y
BIG NEWS: I’ve just introduced legislation in Congress calling for a four-day work week. It’s well past time that Americans have more time to live their lives, and not just work. Retweet if you agree, we need to make this a reality.