hillarydort

Lover of dogs, longform journalism and bike rides. NS is home, but I don't live there. Student in Capacity Development at U of G. 🏳️‍🌈. She/her.

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Sometimes you leave a job and still chat with your coworkers 10 years later. And then sometimes… you just leave a job.

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Currently accepting bets on how much bath water one toddler can ingest. Bids start at 1 litre.

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@JoJoFromJerz Expresso

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@Prof_Nic YES! Burn “utilize” at the stake!

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Absolutely reeling listening to the @TheCurrentCBC. How many of us are going through this from #domperidone? https://t.co/y6XxJ87Cy9

Shit.

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@wheetnee @koodo I did get to the point where a callback was offered but there were no agents available to help so the journey ended there.

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@wheetnee @koodo The irony of being sent about 3 customer service surveys after this. Each one refers me to their “help pages” for further assistance. Thank you, @koodo, I hadn’t considered that. Solid advice.

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@TBrown_birds @koodo Lololol perfect. Thanks so much. I’ve been trying with that damn chat bot but I keep getting an error message when I log in through the link it provides. Just going round and round… *sigh* I’ll keep trying 🙃 Thank you!

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@wheetnee @koodo I can't log into my @koodo account when that stupid chat bot asks me to. How did you schedule a call back?

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@johnyjithin how did you even find a number to call?

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Tom never would have done this to myspace. #RIPTwitter

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Sees a bunch of organic bananas with cute lil wrap over the top of the stems.

“Hey, what’s going on there? Why just the organic ones?”

Reaches for a phone to call the Every Little Thing Hotline.

Stops. Remembers. Curses Spotify.

#EveryLittleThing @Gimletmedia #NeverForget

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April is pretttttttttttty far down the list, in case anyone is wondering.

[Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88]

Any credible ranking of the months has November in the top spot

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@NatObserver Why so few people are running for municipal office and how many races are won by acclamation (in southern Ontario, anyway). Is this a trend across Canada?

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@VictoriaB3G I’m not proud to say it, but the cheerios won out.

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Should I fingerpaint with my toddler to encourage her creativity or just have cheerios for lunch?

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Look at that canoe 👏

[James McQueen PS @JamesMcQueenPS]

Thanks to our School Council and parent volunteers for all of their hard work today planting and installing the canoe garden! It’s all coming together! @ugdsb #community

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Wordle 334 2/6

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very talented individual, thank you so much.