El patrón

street smart Hustler

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

“Ronaldo is not naturally talented because he can't dribble.”

They expect a 6'2" Ronaldo to dribble like Messi, but they don't expect a 5'7" Messi to jump as high and score like Ronaldo.

Okay next joke 😂

[El patrón @hillarypat3]

@eleven_KE Kwani we ni vampire

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Fat girls bragging about having big titties is like unemployed niggas bragging about having the day off

[El patrón @hillarypat3]

@TaahTana Wheel alignment

[El patrón @hillarypat3]

@KenyanSays Kwani Goons Democratic party aina pesa

[El patrón @hillarypat3]

@roywahome9 @mseemsima Unataka pawa

[The Nairobi Times @TheNairobiTimez]

Here is a thread of videos of the 2007/2008 Post Election Violence (PEV) 🧵👇

[Don Bull @mainandegwa232]

Here's Senator Mutula Kilonzo witness statement of how violence was planned during the 2007/08 PEV

Mutula died after an alleged Viagra overdose

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

All I need is 2 controversial penalties for Argentina against England and I’ll leave the rest of the agenda to Talk Sports and BBC😂

[Kina @thesekinah]

When I finally win, I won’t say much, I will only post this video without caption

[𝐓𝐌 @TouchmineX]

🚨 Argentina in their last 13 matches:

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: Penalty awarded
🇲🇽 Mexico: —
🇵🇱 Poland: Penalty awarded
🇦🇺 Australia: —
🇳🇱 Netherlands: Penalty awarded, red card avoided, and opponent sent off
🇭🇷 Croatia: Penalty awarded
🇫🇷 France: Penalty awarded and an irregular goal
🇩🇿 Algeria: Messi spared a red card
🇦🇹 Austria: Penalty awarded
🇯🇴 Jordan: Penalty awarded
🇨🇻 Cape Verde: Irregular goal
🇪🇬 Egypt: Penalty awarded, opponent's goal disallowed, offside goal allowed, and penalty not awarded to the opponent
🇨🇭 Switzerland: Opponent sent off

Argentina keep getting favorable call after favorable call. 🇦🇷🤑

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

Who made this? 😭

[Rana 𓂋𓈖𓄿 @Rana1Rana11]

الموضوع اتطور اوي اوي 🤣🤣🤣

[Aya 🦉 @aya__R7]

Fifa's Goat.

[LBW @losblancoswrld]

This is the best edit of the World Cup so far

[uBHEBHE🇿🇦 @nokwandamhlong0]

On my way to work cause the only person who gets things for free in this world is Messi 🫩

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

At this age, I only focus on women who make it obvious they like me. Applying pressure isn’t my style.

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Niggas have fun with their money then want to borrow yours for important stuff

[El patrón @hillarypat3]

@Makiadi_ Luwere

[El patrón @hillarypat3]

@ntvkenya @MichelleNgele_ Budgeted corruption