Hillary Schwarb

cognitive neuroscientist. memory researcher. neuroimager. cheese enthusiast. tweets about good science and iffy parenting.

[Hillary Schwarb @HillarySchwarb]

Tonight I got carded at Costco buying whiskey and brisket. Like, good sir, while I appreciate your willingness to look past my gray hair, crows feet, and general air of exhaustion, I’m genuinely curious: How many 19 year olds are buying 15lbs of beef in this economy??

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ I have no problem with no bathroom door or shower door in this space, but I have a big problem with the open linen closet concept. That’s where you need a door so you don’t have to look at dirty laundry and haphazard towels!

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@pardon_mi My Hawaii

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@hell_line0 I’m assuming she just got a convertible car seat right away and decided to be weird about it. But I could be wrong, nothing surprises me around here anymore.

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@HarlemJ11 @MingieBret @travisakers Q

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@LocasaleLab in vivo and a priori would like a word.

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@aliciaandrz I sometimes wonder if people remember that academics are evaluated in writing by 18-22 year olds at least twice a year forever. Nothing you can say I haven’t heard and heard meaner.

[Hillary Schwarb @HillarySchwarb]

Seriously, if you’re in the market for a post doc or know someone who is, jump at this opportunity my friends.

[Emily G. Jacobs ��� @emilyjacobs.bsky.social @emilyjacobs]

📣 We’re recruiting 1-2 postdocs to the incredible WBHI team to lead projects mapping brain & behav’l changes across major endocrine transitions—from adolesc to pregnancy to menopause. Expertise in MRI & human subjects necc. Please reach out to [email protected] 🌊

[Hillary Schwarb @HillarySchwarb]

@profmaitalneta Looks so good!!

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She’s here!! Big day around here. #UNLresearch #UNLpsych

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@fooltotheworld @abysstoabyss Ragababe is objectively the best. If not ragababe, any “all in 2” is always easiest.

[Hillary Schwarb @HillarySchwarb]

Excited to share some new work from our team characterizing impaired and spared abilities in flexible memory use following traumatic brain injury.
@UNLPsych @unlcas @UNLresearch

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[Hillary Schwarb @HillarySchwarb]

Cheers to Alisha on a hugely successful first CNS. And thanks to the community for such a warm and enthusiastic welcome for this substance use work. #CNS2025

[Hillary Schwarb @HillarySchwarb]

Trust me, this will be an amazing post doc! Definitely check it out.

[Audrey Duarte @AudreyDuarte15]

The official link to apply for the postdoc position in my lab is open. Please pass it along! https://t.co/WlQKc6dEQq

[Hillary Schwarb @HillarySchwarb]

@profmaitalneta @neurdynovo welcome to Nebraska!!

[Hillary Schwarb @HillarySchwarb]

Ever the impractical optimist, an auspicious moment to learn about writing winning grant proposals for sure 😂

[Hillary Schwarb @HillarySchwarb]

@emilykmay -24 here. 6:30 and just got in from watering animals. But the thing people really underestimate about farm life is how much time you spend driving. Sure it may look idyllic that I’m baking bread, but less so when you realize the alternative is driving 1.5 hr round trip to shop.

[Hillary Schwarb @HillarySchwarb]

Huge thanks to @MechNeuroLab for hosting me and teaching me all the latest and greatest. Also extra delighted to make it into this week’s post-lab-meeting-elevator-selfie! Until next time…

[Mara Mather @MaraMather]

Applications for postdoc fellowships for multidisciplinary research training in Gerontology due Dec. 1! Please repost and send to any graduate students who might be interested. For more information please see https://t.co/KVxpfox6oy...

[Hillary Schwarb @HillarySchwarb]

@CartoonsHateHer The strangest part of this ridiculous story for me is that it happened in a small town. In my small town (pop. 900) you’d be like, “oh, that’s just little so-and-so, I have 8 of his immediate family members on speed dial, I’ll just give them a call.”