hillary wells

the psyche of a woman who hasn’t picked a lane

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If Matt Rife has taught us anything, it’s that old women are also creeps.

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I’m so glad my dad loved me as a child so I don’t have to pretend to like violent video games as an adult.

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Swamped! is currently the #1 New Release on Amazon in Teen & Country Life ebooks! 💕💕💕

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@NorbNolty There’s a link in my bio and we’re also doing some signing events in the bayou region in Feb!

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It’s a great day in Louisiana bc there’s a king cake on my kitchen counter and MY FIRST NOVEL CAME OUT TODAY!!!

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@andyiwarren Thank you, Andy!!!

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my creativity is constantly hindered by the remembrance that there is already too much shit

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Maybe she’s born with it, maybe she finally washed her hair

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I need someone to tell me how employed people get to a government office. How are you guys doing it? What is your secret? Are you quantum leaping to the DMV? Are you playing hooky? Are you getting a fake dr’s note? Do you all have bosses that let you leave for personal errands?

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Do they put MSG in Game of Thrones? I’m so confused. I don’t like that kinda shit but I watched House of the Dragon and somehow I wanna keep eating more of it

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The Sound of Music is just Mean Girls with nuns

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@jaxdellosso I was just saying this. I’m so fucking angry.

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Starting today in Louisiana, any man can look at any woman or girl, decide she will carry his child, force himself on her, impregnate her against her will, and there would be absolutely nothing she could do about it. And I’m supposed to go into work like things are fucking fine.

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There’s a special place in hell for people charging the unemployed for employment services and charging artists for submissions

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@impatquinn It’s the affirmations on the mirror for me

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guys the craziest thing just happened… I walked out of the grocery store and it was POURING down raining and I had no umbrella and then I walked to my car anyway and it turns out ur clothes just get wet

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@dayna_kathan @janetelizabethx Please and thank u. I miss you so much 😩

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@dayna_kathan @janetelizabethx An airline that doesn’t use tiny single serve bottles?! What is this, the 90s?

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I have decided to start wearing a uniform. I am Steve Jobs. I am a cartoon. I’m every woman. It’s all in me.

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My bestie is buying her first home and I’m about to be a published author. Don’t believe what anyone tells you. Life gets better with age.