City of Hillview Circle

Hillview Circle, PA | Established in 1893, Hillview Circle is a quaint, sleepy town in the suburbs of Pittsburgh.

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We just now figured out this whole Twitter thing! The Council will be so pleased that we’re now able to keep the general public informed of happenings in town. I guess the last social media intern didn’t last long.

In other news, does anyone know how to get rid of stains?

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It’s spooky season!

Please be sure to leave bowls of candy and entrails out for the children that will be trick or treating!

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Halloween is in the air! You know what else is? Brother O’Malley and his merry band! Be sure to greet him on your daily stroll. He will offer you guidance and protection during the Cull.

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Hi folks! Sorry for the weird cryptic messages you’ve all been seeing- turns out a resident became host to a Hivemind that began to infect the rest of the community. All is well now! The host has been neutralized.

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The little fire. Doused first. And the world behind. Good.

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There is still time to run.

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@KamikaziArmada ə ə ə ə ə ə

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Chungə.

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@KamikaziArmada Drones were outlaws unfortunately. The birds were attacking them.

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It seems that our little town is having a tough time deciding when to exist or not. It’s been floating in an endless void for like three weeks.

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@frostythetwit We don’t know either. We could go through town easily, but once we reached the border it was just a... drop off into nothingness.

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Welcome to August! Hillview Circle has bee very finicky lately. Seems we don’t know when we want to exist or not exist.

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Hillview Circle would like to apologize for a lack of time over the past... we’re not actually sure. But rest assured, we are alright!

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Hillview Circle residents: please ensure that your family is really, actually human. If you slice into them and they do not scream or bleed, they have been replaced by cake.

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Hillview Circle would like to remind all residents that the cemetery is not to be used for family get-togethers. Those that are dead should stay dead. Also, Necromancy is illegal and punishable by up to 15 years in The Cube.

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@TheCharacterR He came through the sky, my friend.

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We apologize for the loud banging some of you may have heard this morning. We had a visitor and he just wanted to let us know of his appearance.

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Main Street is flooded after yesterday’s torrential downpours. Residents are reporting seeing a large, serrated fin in the floodwaters. Rest assured, that’s Brother Jacobson from the First Episcopalian Church. He’s there to help the trapped.

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PSA:
Please make sure to get a building permit if you’re interested in setting up a sacrificial altar in your backyard. Unauthorized construction will result in you becoming the sacrifice.

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@KamikaziArmada Just saw this! Any and all crimes are punishable by The Cube.

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Hillview Circle has now instituted The Cube! The Cube is a large, nondescript building with no windows or doors. If you commit a crime, this will be your home. The Cube has an infinite capacity!