I watch whatever show @Jessica_StClair or @lennonparham are in no questions asked. And they have never led me astray!! #avenue5 is a gem!! And I was excited to see a few extra #playinghouse peeps too!!
Today I laid in a puddle on the side of the highway at midnight in a dress and heels to help my Dad change my tire after waiting two hours for @Travelers roadside assistance that never showed up. #lifeisfun
@LGUS is a joke!!!! Forcing me to have a repairman come out for a FIFTH time for the SAME problem. Clearly my TV is broken and they donโt want to admit it. #frustrated#regretfulpurchase
sperm has DNA.
DNA is when life begins.
every sperm is a potential human being.
so, no more masturbating, gentlemen, unless you want to be convicted of a felony.
carrying a cellphone in your pocket damages your sperm, so no cellphones either.
skirts only for men, to protect sperm
@TheEllenShow I came home from college and was unloading my car. My Mom was coming out to her car. We said hi. She left. I called her to see when sheโd be back. She said 30 minutes, when will you be there? SHE DIDNT RECOGNIZE ME #ohmymom
I will not apologize for providing evidence-based medical care.
I will not apologize for providing evidence-based medical care.
I will not apologize for providing evidence-based medical care.
I will not apologize for providing evidence-based medical care.
@katharinemcphee@WaitressLondon@lind_say5 we are due for some #seestertime I spent five years as a pastry chef and the lyrics really resonate with me. I sing these songs loud and proud in my house but have yet to see the show!!!! Iโm in nursing school now and could use a nice getaway!
On February 14th, 2018 the Parkland community lost 17 lives in a tragic and preventable act of gun violence. Everything we have done and everything we will do is for them. #MSDStrong
Just worth mentioning: All four Super Bowls the Colts franchise has played in โ 1968, 1970, 2006 and 2009 โ have taken place in Miami, Florida.
Next yearโs Super Bowl is in Miami, Florida.