Lydo

[Lydo @hilydo]

Me thinking to myself: “omg, wow they’re turning 31 already?”

Remembering I’m also 31 😂🥲

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Maybe a trauma response, but it actually irritates me when people want to “check in” with me constantly. Like can you leave me tf alone for like two whole days?

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YOU CAN NOT MIX ALL YOUR FRIEND GROUPS

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I just spent $30 on the ice cream man LOL

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The amount of gifts I got for my son from extended family and I have never once received anything for me 😂😂 including a gold chain for a 4 month old 🥴

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My fb posts from 10 years ago are just too much. I was annoying as hell lmao

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I get mad at myself sometimes for wishing my son was older already only so his medical problems will (hopefully) be resolved. I know I’ll miss this tiny baby stage too, but I wish I was able to enjoy it more without appointments & anxiety 😔

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Postpartum hair loss is the most depressing thing ever. Not being chunky. Not the mood swings. Being a baldy LOL

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You would think since I haven’t worked since July I would chill on the Amazon purchases, but I can’t stop😅

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My mom telling me I’m a bad parent when she use to leave me home alone at 5 years old is just pure gold LOL

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I love all the babies everyone is having.

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My husband being absolutely over the top about everything related to having this baby makes me 🥺🥲🥺🥲 I definitely married the right man.

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Nothing makes old people angrier than telling them to mind their own business.

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Wanted to buy a second car, but these interest rates are NOT it 🥴

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When DoorDash delivers to the wrong house and you’ve been waiting 😭

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This fake sriracha at restaurants is really ruining my vibe lol

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An old lady had to help my heavily pregnant self reach a package at the Amazon lockers. I have never been more humbled 😂

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The notes on my chart from my OB visits are hilarious.
“Patient arrives alone. Again.”

😂😂😂 I didn’t know we were bringing company to every appointment

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In such a funk. Hopefully a mani pedi can help😞