geriatric bean

post bologne 🎷miss gay blue cheese crumble

[geriatric bean @himadagascar]

familiarity breeds contempt?? i think ppl were right bout that interesting lil phrase

[geriatric bean @himadagascar]

why did we never have a handshake cuz u were too busy double fisting cigs is a great burn

[geriatric bean @himadagascar]

all adventurous women do

[geriatric bean @himadagascar]

olivia’s album drop at midnight oh i’m so fucking cooked

[geriatric bean @himadagascar]

politely popping coochie

[geriatric bean @himadagascar]

my yacht? saxophone shrimp !

[geriatric bean @himadagascar]

colleen just told me happy month so ok here we go

[geriatric bean @himadagascar]

my mom will forever misgender a pet i tell her just call em them

[geriatric bean @himadagascar]

turpentined on a tri trip

[geriatric bean @himadagascar]

where i got lost in the sauce is losing the plot of life ie everything can be funny if you let it.. like laugh at that sad shit bitch it builds all the character parts!!!!!!!!!!

[geriatric bean @himadagascar]

deborah vance pegged me

[geriatric bean @himadagascar]

@ScHoolboyQ help

[geriatric bean @himadagascar]

and insecure and girls idk but u get it

[geriatric bean @himadagascar]

my big three??? broad city, hacks, veep…. what do the all have in common i wonder

[geriatric bean @himadagascar]

also honorable mention you’re the worst

[geriatric bean @himadagascar]

who ashed in my stew???????

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i wanna get high on friendtanyl.

[geriatric bean @himadagascar]

off campus is truly heated rivalry for straights but i’ve been reeled in un fucking fortunately

[¿ @umlarp]

it’s as shrimple as that