real

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

I had no signal at all inside the stadium. THIS WAS THE BEST SPORTING EVENT I’VE EVER BEEN TO! We were sitting in the Oklahoma section, goosebumps throughout the entire 4th quarter!!!!

[real @himann0]

FIRE BEN ARBUCKLE

[Dede Westbrook @DedeTHEGreat11]

Legendary #GoCrazy
10catches
232yards
3Touchdowns

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: White House lawyers are warning that if a blue wave occurs in the midterms, the stress of being investigated, impeached, and turned into a lame duck on the global stage could give Donald Trump a heart attack or stroke.

[Blinkin @blinkinriley]

I hate to defend Texas, but "let's make their stadium look like it holds one of the world's most beautiful achievements of human engineering and architecture" seems like perhaps the worst trash talk of all time.

[SOONER TRUTH TELLER. @SOONERTRUTELL]

BV and BA can get on to EPL a RS freshman for making a mental mistake, but don't give that same energy to a 5TH year SR Mateer for throwing a INT that cost us a game?

[T͟h͟e͟S͟o͟o͟n͟e͟r͟Z͟o͟n͟e @thesoonerzone]

My Mount Rushmore of Oklahoma coordinators

[perc @FeelLikePerc]

Off my earth kid

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Texas is funny. Republicans have been in total control for 30 years, and they always run on how they'll fix things.

[Sigurdur Nordal @essenviews]

On June 4, ten days before Mitch McConnell disappeared, he spent nearly 20-hour on the Senate floor frozen in place.

[BucciOT.Com @Buccigross]

Private equity. The beginning of the end of sport as most of us knew it. Grateful I got the good years.

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag.

then sports get brought up, she says it

“i watch football”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team”

she said “i’m a giants fan”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the team?”

she looked confused

i kept going

“Darius Slayton as our WR2? Are you kidding me. Matt Nagy as our OC? Did you see what he did to Patrick Mahomes? Our franchise qb and franchise edge rusher hate each other. And we traded away our superstar DT”

she laughed nervously and said “what”

and i said “And don’t even get me started on Cam Skattebo basically trying to get himself injured”

she said “what”

and i said “so do you even follow the team”

she said “I literally have a Darius Slayton Jersey”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. Just like Daniel Jones in primetime.

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this Darius Slayton deserved that contract.

my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened”

i said “she’s a casual”

he said “so?”

SO???

i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind

could’ve had her number

she could’ve been the mother of my children

COULD’VE.

but now at least she knows i know ball

and honestly that’s worth more

[leah (TAYLOR FC PRESIDENT) @wembycandoit]

knicks fans are the worst larpers ever like u live in frisco texas bud

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

This move from Shai was filthy… made Wemby touch the earth 😳

[mar⋆˙⟡♡ @m6rwaa]

"if"

[Kalshi Hoops @KalshiHoops]

Most 30+ PTS Playoff Games with under 10 FT Attempts, Last 3 Seasons:

1. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (13)
2. Jalen Brunson (11)
3. Luka Doncic (11)
4. Donovan Mitchell (11)
5. Anthony Edwards (9)
6. Kyrie Irving (7)
7. Nikola Jokic (7)
8. Tyrese Maxey (6)

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

A Kentucky man says Giants kicker Younghoe Koo may have saved his life after Koo botched a field goal against the Patriots.

Mark Toothaker laughed so hard at the miss that it triggered a violent seizure, which sent him to the hospital. A CT scan then revealed a tennis-ball-sized brain tumor.

Doctors removed the tumor, and Toothaker reportedly has no long-term damage.

He says Koo’s miss was a “miracle,” because the seizure could’ve happened while he was driving or somewhere much more dangerous.

[William A Goldsborough @WmAG_V]

The country made a choice on November 5th 2024 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Plies @plies]

Dear Nick Saban & Urban Meyer: Why Aren’t Y’all As Worried About How Much Money DJT & His Family Has Stolen From The Country. As Y’all Are About How Much Money The Student Athletes Are Getting Paid!!!!! Seems Kinda Strange To Me!!! 🤷🏾‍♂️🤡’s

[Margiela 💋 @WITHNO100S]

every time I see a “tel aviv got hit” tweet