himanshu k

6’1” with shoes on

[himanshu k @himanshu_b2]

Instagram and even X (lately) has become a platform where people are just giving advice

[himanshu k @himanshu_b2]

This is true for any sequel/remake season as there’s so much pressure to keep it as good as the original that it affects how the whole thing turns out

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

The secret recipe of India’s Got Latent was that it was a show of losers.

Contestants so bad at their craft or so egoistic, that nobody felt bad roasting them, judges were struggling people who were also funny, weirdos you could make fun of. It was a pretty irreverent vibe.

Then Netflix came onboard, and probably the makers of this thought of making this India’s got Talent. And it started inviting winners. High profile celebs, with a carefully curated image. Even the contestants were picked who could sing well, do stuff well. People with already a large fan following on Instagram. People who were self aware. Then it became difficult to make fun of this ensemble. It started getting awkward.

High profile celebs need tutoring to be funny, they need jokes fed to them, so they roast Samay with an FIR/Supreme court/Kashmiri Pandit joke almost as a gag reflex. It stopped being funny one season ago.

The show still survives due to the quick wit of Samay Raina. Everything else is dragging it down.

[himanshu k @himanshu_b2]

When there's another person in the picture, no point of anything , everything becomes irrelevant

[Krish Ashok @krishashok]

Consider the Bottle Gourd.

If you had even the slightest bit of good taste, you'd probably consider it with a scowl, because its legendary watery blandness required coconut, chillies, tamarind and pure desi parental emotional blackmail to turn remotely palatable.

[himanshu k @himanshu_b2]

> 6 hrs
> 1 email
> Rs. 2.40 lacs saved

With floating ROI always keep an eye on repo rates and negotiate for lower interests with banks.

Feels like magic

[himanshu k @himanshu_b2]

Ironically the quality of a tourist destination is inversly proportional to the crowd visiting it

[himanshu k @himanshu_b2]

A simple hack to get high returns is to setup SIP auto pay in the mid of a month.

The NAV is usually higher at the start of a month.

[himanshu k @himanshu_b2]

Posts on Linkedin remind me of people who put trophies surrounding there TV shelf.

except half of it is just AI slop

[himanshu k @himanshu_b2]

What a beautiful day to be in a queue for 2 hours

[himanshu k @himanshu_b2]

Weekday socks vs weekday “मोज़े”

[himanshu k @himanshu_b2]

Gujju frnd starter pack,
- Stock/IPO tip
- pre boozed garba

[himanshu k @himanshu_b2]

If you use electrolytes as a means to drink, then you are not natty

[himanshu k @himanshu_b2]

The conversion we need , 1 sec = 2 steps

[himanshu k @himanshu_b2]

I’d rather play TT than pickleball, the ball has no speed , no bounce and the paddle is powerless.

Now add shin splints to make it worse.

[himanshu k @himanshu_b2]

Honking horn should only be allowed if you are high

[himanshu k @himanshu_b2]

Apparently a fullstop at the end of sentence also means rude

[himanshu k @himanshu_b2]

There’s nothing meaningful left in the sentence to hear once ‘Well akkshhually ‘ shows up

[himanshu k @himanshu_b2]

Bro rawdogging both indian and pak media

Yet on those frustrated days,

[Sidhant Sibal @sidhant]

is desh ka kuch ni ho sakta

[himanshu k @himanshu_b2]

If you are trying to sleep before a challenging long drive , you now have two problems and the first one is harder

[himanshu k @himanshu_b2]

Initial people in a field are greats partly bcz they are great at work and partly bcz of survivership bias