himbo, esq.

I’ve been told I have a shapely bottom

[himbo, esq. @himbo_esq]

@sbwalker62 I’m just slowly going insane and Twitter is the medium through which I express it

[John Cogs @JohnCogs5]

Great progress being made on large scale production of Cogs Fluid.
My dream of changing the world is finally coming true.

[GOON MASTER SOPHONT SIMP @SOPHONTSIMP]

Probably one of my favorite pieces of alt history worldbuilding is that one where Columbus’ ship goes insanely fast

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@PeteHegseth @ICEgov hitting the bars tonight Pete? Shotgun a gallon of Bleach after the first round of whiskey. do the wife, kids, ex-wives, and country a favor. Cheers 🍻🌻

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

@TomiLahren @GavinNewsom you sound woke

[himbo, esq. @himbo_esq]

@RachelBitecofer hate to "well actually" here but I think the term you're looking for to describe denmark is social democracy. the nordics are far from socialist. a little disappointing that you don't know the difference

[Riley Wyant @rileywyantTV]

The news the people of Richmond deserve. For those who’d never heard of the Richmond gun hole, well now you have. @12OnYourSide

Full story: https://t.co/NAXfRV9hc1

[Garrison Lovely @GarrisonLovely]

I finally got a chance to tell a story that I’ve been keeping to myself for 6+ years. My first fulltime job was as a consultant at McKinsey. At the time, it seemed like a dream job—a way to work with brilliant people, learn a lot, and maybe even improve things from the inside 🧵

[himbo, esq. @himbo_esq]

why does the picture that everyone uses when talking about Bacon's Rebellion go so hard

[himbo, esq. @himbo_esq]

I know not one of those hit the target

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

I'm confused and curious about your thoughts on it.

Is it right or wrong to be raised this way by her parents?

[himbo, esq. @himbo_esq]

@matthwatson durham has aged you

[himbo, esq. @himbo_esq]

just heard the other day that the Mothers Who’ll Have Sex With Me union authorized a strike. Incredible stuff. Too bad your mom’s a scab

[Merrick 🦂 @punishedmother]

Eden Knight was tricked into detransitioning & moved to Saudi Arabia by people hired by her family to pose as friends to her. She has taken her own life. We have a doc w all the info in 1 place we submit now for your consideration

With love and care:

https://t.co/RL3vcKjJDA

[RVA Rapid Transit @RVARapidTransit]

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[himbo, esq. @himbo_esq]

@number1thorfan what about if a white man says something about your sad excuse for a social/dating life

[himbo, esq. @himbo_esq]

you can’t take pictures of vampires with a DSLR. Hmmm

[himbo, esq. @himbo_esq]

@number1thorfan @Dream

[himbo, esq. @himbo_esq]

@number1thorfan @/DoorDash

[jorianne @JorianneFM]

i have discovered the most badass edit of richard watterson