femboy garfield

“My hair is cool and my dick is gigantic. Sorry I don’t make the rules. I’m just following what this quiz says about me”

[femboy garfield @himbocho]

If homosexuality is a disease why can’t I call in gay to work?

[femboy garfield @himbocho]

@Republican_Eire @dranesive @femaIeboyfriend That’s why. It’s a delicacy.

[ana @b0und_2]

@kiranmayeet she XD on my UWU till i o_O

[femboy garfield @himbocho]

Her family made it clear they did not want it mentioned. Not every trans person wants to be identified as trans. Her death is not an opportunity to make a statement about hate crimes (which police have already ruled out). It is a tragedy. Leave her alone.

[not so silly little @ao3tagsbot]

Homophobic Gay

[femboy garfield @himbocho]

@abbyvesoulis Can’t believe how unpopular my opinion is but honestly she’s the asshole. Like yea he’s obviously nuts and his insecurities need to be addressed. But at a public work party is not the place to expose your partner like that. If I lie, my wife goes down swinging with me.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

stop loving yourself and love me !

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

“Love is the fart of every heart; It pains a man when ’tis kept close, and others doth offend when ‘tis let loose.”

— Sir John Suckling, “Loving and Beloved” (1640)

[femboy garfield @himbocho]

@KrisWarlock @AzulasSon @Dundee_18 @lilnasxmajor I don’t rly think you get to decide that lmaoo

[not so silly little @ao3tagsbot]

your honor, they're so gay.

[femboy garfield @himbocho]

@himymaddiction @Lexuz2Montana @devchart Friends German roommate literally forced his homemade pizza down my throat last night. Very hospitable.

[not so silly little @ao3tagsbot]

it was supposed to be smut but then I killed someone

[femboy garfield @himbocho]

@vundamort I’m gonna be the first one in my family to graduate from community college

[femboy garfield @himbocho]

@jennajlr99 He bops idk what you’re talking about 😩. Before I Knew It goes hard as fuck.

[femboy garfield @himbocho]

@jennajlr99 I thought you were talking about the yodeling Walmart kid and I got so excited bro I was like let’s go together.

[femboy garfield @himbocho]

@SkyGuyArt

[femboy garfield @himbocho]

@LilNasX Problem child

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

straight men are expressing themselves too much now. it so hard to tell who is gay. i need my fellow homosexuals to become gayer.

[oj @vauxphantasma]

gay as hell to have an arch nemesis. what’s he arching? his back?

[Saoirse Ó Mongáin 🇵🇸🇻🇪 @SelkieBosun]

Happy Ides of March to those who celebrate