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Q:y did the blonde get so excited wen she finished her puzzle in 6 months?
A:it said 2-4 years!

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Hi back again

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A black man went into a resaurant & a waiter said sorry we dont serve black men he answered its all right all i want is a hotdogall i wa ...

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God must love crazy people!he made so many of them!!!!!

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Eli ur a cdsh

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Sorry it wasnt me someone stole my phone & wrote that last tweet

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Eli made afert

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A yeshivishe boy & girl were dateing & the girl asked if we get engaged r u gonna give me a ring?he answered sure whats ur number!

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Btw:the butchers name is eli

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On line by the butcher a lady asked him to cut off the fat.he asked all of it?she said well its easier bef u eat it then after!

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Doc:wat happened to ur ears
Eli:i was ironing wen the phone rang & i answered the iron
Doc:wat abt the other ear?
Eli:well i called hatzala!

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Rabbi:i heard u played cards on shabbos thats a sin & i want u to give a 100 to tzedaka.
Mo:dont worry that sin cost me much more!

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@himnahq rt @mashboy8:
pls say tehilim for esther bas malka fiega a 32 year old of 5 who is very sick.

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News came in that a girl died scared for a blood libel evervone starts davening.then a messenger comes into shul, b"h the girl is jewish!

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A reporter asked a 110 year old women whats the best thing about being ur age?she answered no peer pressure!