machi

3rd

[machi @himtron1]

Biggest cost of living in Florida

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

when u finally get her & realize why she was single:

[Akira @Akir_a997]

do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? like u already know someone is about to piss u off?

[machi @himtron1]

I can’t with love island, mfs falling in love after 36 hours

[machi @himtron1]

Stop stepping on the gas when people pass you. Should’ve had that energy at the start of your commute

[machi @himtron1]

I’m convinced that people who post “Questions” on IG ask themselves publicly

[machi @himtron1]

Fox mad JB a better lefty than him

[machi @himtron1]

None of ya know how to drive fr

[Blaxx🦇 @biggblaxxx]

How life would feel if I didn’t have to work on Monday

[Culture~ @backriz_dub]

Smoke weed but get your shit done.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

life if we invented a day between Saturday & Sunday

[machi @himtron1]

Stuck between calling ya out, and just shutting up. I don’t even like talking anymore

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Numbers next to each other in New York jerseys with a plane emoji is crazy 😭

[Redflag @redflagcomedy4]

@tomato_jos__ @Son_ImSleep No way she grew up with a dad. 🤣🤣

[Arrest The Arison Crime Family. @UNISOLDIERMUA]

“Get ze TikTokurr”

[• @yducknow]

"You should allow yourself to meet new people on your days off."

me on my day off:

[100%HATERPROOF @MajorsDaddy_35]

Barbecuing on a gas grill doesn’t count…

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

Niggas on myspace use to go crazy with this shit

[sam 🫥💍🏆 @lbf_mas]

I’d be complaining about the league mad loud, making sure he heard everything

[machi @himtron1]

Evan Mobley can’t shoot!!!

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible