devvvv nestel

hi, my names Dev.

[devvvv nestel @himynamesdev]

Why can’t it be a 4 day work week every week

[devvvv nestel @himynamesdev]

“I want to be Jessica day... but without her awkwardness” —me

“Yeah that’s not possible” — my sister”

Thanks, Shan.

[devvvv nestel @himynamesdev]

My dog ate half a bag of Hershey kisses yesterday and then today tried to drink spilled soda and caramel popcorn. Does she have a death wish??

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@ChelseaDiPomp Who we fighting? All of them? Bring it on *cracks knuckles ....and neck and probably back*

[devvvv nestel @himynamesdev]

I have now listened to the same song 4 times in a row because I kept forgetting to listen to it.

why am I like this

[Tim Riday @TimRiday]

Only in Philly can a professional sports team lose 7-5 and most of the fan base agree it’s a step in the right direction.

[Brian Nestel @BrianNestel]

Actual audio of me talking to dogs while taking their picture

[devvvv nestel @himynamesdev]

On a dating app, a guy’s bio said “they key to my heart: Jesus Christ”

And my brain thought the song, Jesus Christ, by Brand New.

anyway I’m deleting the app

[devvvv nestel @himynamesdev]

Watching the @NHLFlyers like

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Had a dream that I met @Harry_Styles, so you can understand why I did not want to wake up

[devvvv nestel @himynamesdev]

@ellebcox You’re truly a gem wow what a wonderful human

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Someone in a groupchat just said, “I want someone to look at me the way Dev looks at General Tso chicken”

and honestly bud, I hope you find that love. It’s pure.

[. @laurenthehough]

-Can I get an abortion?
America: Lol no you’re an incubator now. whore
-Okay can I have healthcare and maternity leave and childcare and housing?
America: absolutely not.
-How are we supposed to…
America: Here’s a gun.

[devvvv nestel @himynamesdev]

Sometimes while listening to @arizona, I think about how I accidentally gave my ex a list of song recommendations before I broke up with him.

They were break up songs.

Oops.

[devvvv nestel @himynamesdev]

My dad is a pilot and I’m picking him up from work and he just texted me “just parked”

Just casually parked the plane ok I just parked my Honda Accord

[devvvv nestel @himynamesdev]

Got the Wendy’s 4 for 4 and I have my fuzzy robe on and I am THRIVING

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@Sarah__T0nin