Daniel Hind

Solo travelling so using this to talk into the void 🦕☀️🌴🌊☕️📖🐩🎨🏝⛰📸🌳🍁🧀🍷🌍🐘

[Daniel Hind @hinddog]

@IKEAUK What are you supposed to do if you have a delivery issue?? The call centre is closed and we have no one to contact?

[Gaga Daily @gagadaily]

Lady Gaga: teams up with the WHO, raises $35 million from 68 corporations, brings together three competing TV networks, enlists an army of A-lists performs

Piers: Morgan

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

all aries birthdays are postponed until further notice, thank you for your understanding

[Daniel Hind @hinddog]

What the fuck is wrong with everyone commenting on this? Does anyone else just see a boat full of desperate humans risking it all JUST in the simple hope of a life where they’re not in fear of imminent death? Am I missing something?

[Daniel Hind @hinddog]

The ‘bing-bong’ noise the doors make at 7/11 drive me insane after 2 mins, how do people work there 😱

[Daniel Hind @hinddog]

A girl showed me to my room and showed me all of the places I’m allowed to have sex in and not allowed to have sex in which was nice

[Daniel Hind @hinddog]

So my hostel tonight cost me £2.45 per night. I had to sign a waiver when I got in to say that I understand that this is a party hostel and that I probably won’t get any sleep....

[Daniel Hind @hinddog]

Who the fuck has a full volume conversation in a 12 bed dorm at half 2 in the morning??? Go stand on a fucking sea urchin.

[Daniel Hind @hinddog]

People who turn the air-con off before consulting the room when it’s 30 degrees & humid deserve a special place in hell 🥵

[Daniel Hind @hinddog]

Underrated food combination: tuna, cheese and garlic. On pizza, in pasta or in a toastie.

[Daniel Hind @hinddog]

@tomilo Jesus Christ 🙄

[Daniel Hind @hinddog]

@tomilo Wait what? I can’t tell if this is a joke or not haha

[Daniel Hind @hinddog]

I’ve ran out of Grace and Frankie episodes to watch so I guess that means I should socialise now

[Daniel Hind @hinddog]

AND over every step on the way up to my bunk which is above hers. Suppose I’ll just pole vault up instead to avoid getting thongs tangled in my toes

[Daniel Hind @hinddog]

60 yr old french woman in my dorm room has just done her washing in the bathroom sink and now there’s bras and knickers hanging off every door handle 👙

[Daniel Hind @hinddog]

Is this salad heaven? Lettuce, cucumber, sweet potato mash, crispy sweet potato, sweet corn, caramelised onions and tuna with garlic sauce 😍

[Daniel Hind @hinddog]

Casually sitting 2 seats away from someone with a semi-automatic weapon on my bus 👀

[Daniel Hind @hinddog]

Travelling to Jerusalem with a guy from Chechnya, communicating only through a translation app. This can only go well.

[Martin 2 Smoove @Martin2Smoove]

Rules I live by, in London if I play for a promoter I won’t go and play for their competitor. Outside of London, If I play for a club on more than one occasion like say Tup Tup in Newcastle I won’t play for another in that city. Relationships > money

[Sam Bailey Official @SamBaileyREAL]

@tuptuppalace thanks for a great night! #tupselfie ❤️👏🏼👏🏼