Hingle McCringelberry

Just a chill guy.

[Hingle McCringelberry @hingmcberry]

@BuffaloBills @NFL @Nickelodeon Forever my NVP ❤️

[Hingle McCringelberry @hingmcberry]

Just stopped at the BP in Schiller Park cause I noticed I had no gas.

I realized I left my wallet at home so I was SOL cause the tank had ~10 miles to make it 22.

The man running the counter offered $5 to fill it up enough to get home.

Public thank you to the clerk at BP!

[Hingle McCringelberry @hingmcberry]

If I were president I would enforce all public bathrooms to equip two-ply toilet paper.

[Chicago Sports Zone @thechisports]

RETWEET IF YOUR TEAM WON THE NFC NORTH. #BearDown 🐻⬇️

[Hingle McCringelberry @hingmcberry]

Top 3 underrated parts of modern cars that come standard in almost every car now a days (in no particular order):

1. Cruise Control
2. Bluetooth
3. Digital Speedometer

[Caleb Williams Fan Club @CalebFC18]

Happy Victory Monday. Retweet to get our 10-4 Bears to the Pro Bowl. VOTES COUNT DOUBLE AGAIN TODAY.🐻⬇️

1 RT = 2 #ProBowlVote     

#ProBowlVote     Kevin Byard
#ProBowlVote     Jaquan Brisker
#ProBowlVote     Nahshon Wright
#ProBowlVote     Darnell Wright
#ProBowlVote     Jonah Jackson
#ProBowlVote     Drew Dalman
#ProBowlVote     Joe Thuney
#ProBowlVote     Rome Odunze
#ProBowlVote     Caleb Williams
#ProBowlVote     Kyle Monangai
#ProBowlVote     Montez Sweat
#ProBowlVote     D’Andre Swift
#ProBowlVote    Luther Burden III
#ProBowlVote     Tremaine Edmunds
#ProBowlVote     Colston Loveland

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

#ProBowlVote  counts DOUBLE today

Montez Sweat
Gervon Dexter
Grady Jarrett
T.J. Edwards
Nahshon Wright
Jaylon Johnson
C.J. Gardner-Johnson
Kevin Byard
Jaquan Brisker
Devin Duvernay

[Caleb Williams Fan Club @CalebFC18]

VOTES COUNT DOUBLE TODAY. Retweet to get our Bears to the Pro Bowl. 🐻⬇️

1 RT = 1 #ProBowlVote   

#ProBowlVote   Kevin Byard
#ProBowlVote   Jaquan Brisker
#ProBowlVote   Nahshon Wright
#ProBowlVote   Darnell Wright
#ProBowlVote   Jonah Jackson
#ProBowlVote   Drew Dalman
#ProBowlVote   Joe Thuney
#ProBowlVote   Rome Odunze
#ProBowlVote   Caleb Williams
#ProBowlVote   Kyle Monangai
#ProBowlVote   Montez Sweat
#ProBowlVote   D’Andre Swift
#ProBowlVote  Luther Burden III
#ProBowlVote   Tremaine Edmunds
#ProBowlVote   Colston Loveland

[Quanny B. @JaquanBrisker]

Go run it up!! Hit the retweet button.. Counts as DOUBLE ! #DaBears  #ProBowlVote  +@JaquanBrisker

[Hingle McCringelberry @hingmcberry]

Correct me if I’m wrong… but if Philip Rivers takes the Colts to the playoffs and plays good that’s like the definition of Comeback Player of the Year, no?

[Hingle McCringelberry @hingmcberry]

Quite possibly my least favorite thing in the world is one ply toilet paper. If you purchase one ply toilet paper you’re a bitch.

[Hingle McCringelberry @hingmcberry]

Nothing like killing time on the train with some #ballknowledge

[Hingle McCringelberry @hingmcberry]

What kind of bullshit was @Andrew__Slater up to this off season making this roster?

[Hingle McCringelberry @hingmcberry]

@Pbeard3_cards @colinhackett13

[Hingle McCringelberry @hingmcberry]

People that have “fan of (x, y and z)” in their Twitter bio are fucking insufferable

[Hingle McCringelberry @hingmcberry]

@MLB @Topps Go Cubs

[MLB @MLB]

Seiya Suzuki's bat has been golden lately, so we have a @Topps Gilded Rookie card to give away!

Repost and reply for a chance to win.

[Hingle McCringelberry @hingmcberry]

@CBismuthian Ryan Borucki Mundelein (Jon Hanscom and Andrew Schroed piece) alumn!

[Hingle McCringelberry @hingmcberry]

@CBismuthian @tacobell Final Pt. For the rest of my college career my two nicknames were a shortened version of my last name and “Taco”.

For two years after the incident that particular Taco Bell would slip in extra food or drink whenever I went and give me a wink (they probably felt bad).

[Hingle McCringelberry @hingmcberry]

@CBismuthian @tacobell Pt 9. The best part is I told my coach the situation, got a two week suspension as well as an $800 ticket & court mandated AA session.

A month later I had to miss a scrimmage for the AA session. I showed up late to the scrimmage and roped a double off a guy in pro ball now.