You know you’re getting old when you spend an hour with your mom on FaceTime on Saturday night talking about what pillows will match your couch and loveseat
Walked to a 7/11 today and saw a homeless man sitting outside, I said what’s up can I get you something inside? Before I even finished the sentence he said “THREE ICED HONEY BUNS”
Hope he enjoyed them. Absolute king
My entire childhood I made fun of my mom for cleaning every corner of the house before she had guests over and now I am her. I just shifted a magazine over 2 centimeters on the coffee table 😧