People on here will ask “Is it too late to start over at 28?” and everyone will reply “Yikes. Hate to break it to you gramps but it was over for you 10 years ago.” Meanwhile my 63 year old neighbor is taking the bar exam because he has a list of pharma companies he plans to sue
people are calling it poisoning but don't you think it's actually kind of sweet that she remembered every single one of my allergies and spent her time and money just to be my biggest hater on a random thursday. that's romance
valorant terms, defined:
"he's 1 hp" = he's between 10-70 hp
"wait, i've got a timing" = i'm about to die
"i was flashed" = you flashed me
"let's default" = let's walk around and hope something works
"i was smoked" = i baited you