Rachel Lander

a hip fun math girl // NYC comedian + SWE // ig: @rlandz

[Rachel Lander @hip_fun_mathgrl]

@howie_hua 75–> 7.5
7.5*2 = 15
15* 2 = 30

[Rachel Lander @hip_fun_mathgrl]

@LukeMones Hahahaahahahaahahahahahahah

[Rachel Lander @hip_fun_mathgrl]

What is set theory, you ask?

[Rachel Lander @hip_fun_mathgrl]

Nothing stresses out a mom like telling her what time you plan to get to the airport

[Rachel Lander @hip_fun_mathgrl]

@edithvaisb love ur energy

[Rachel Lander @hip_fun_mathgrl]

So much effort goes into wine lists for me to look at it for 2 seconds and pick the cheapest one

[Rachel Lander @hip_fun_mathgrl]

Where do I get my news? Well from other people reading the newspaper on the train of course….

[Rachel Lander @hip_fun_mathgrl]

@clairebearpears please

[Rachel Lander @hip_fun_mathgrl]

The nyc urge to hate everything about LA

[Rachel Lander @hip_fun_mathgrl]

I like using a pencil bc it reminds me of math and my own body

[Rachel Lander @hip_fun_mathgrl]

You ever look back on a relationship and think damn I shudda been paid for all that babysitting

[Rachel Lander @hip_fun_mathgrl]

What’s it called when you’re hungover from socializing too much?

[Rachel Lander @hip_fun_mathgrl]

Made this into a tik tok if you want to check it out hehehe TIK TOK: @rlandz

[Rachel Lander @hip_fun_mathgrl]

I am a software engineer with a math degree which is a fancy way of saying that I can’t read

[Rachel Lander @hip_fun_mathgrl]

@DylanAdler6 “Could have been on the knicks” 😂😂😂

[Rachel Lander @hip_fun_mathgrl]

When ppl ask me about bad dates nothing immediately comes to mind which means I am probably a lot of peoples bad date

[Rachel Lander @hip_fun_mathgrl]

“One grandma, one white, and one margarita” - something I heard at a pizza place that could apply to anything

[Rachel Lander @hip_fun_mathgrl]

I have never felt more attacked than when I read an estimated amount of time for a coding project

[Rachel Lander @hip_fun_mathgrl]

Being a comedian means hating almost everyone while simultaneously needing everyone to like you