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kittens learned how to get on my desk and started dming

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happy balloon day 🥳

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@bvlbasaurs my fault lil bro

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good morning (it’s 2pm)

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

How to deal with men 2026 edition:

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

I lost an overwatch game to a wrecking ball so bad i crucified him

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@bvlbasaurs erm-

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got bored at work and decided to donate blood and they gave me a grenade

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coworker: at least your life was fun pre military

me: at 22?

her: well i guess you were playing WWE every night so maybe not

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@equinoxflare it’s so unreal 😭

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i hate being a supervisor pt 12 🫩

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jake Lucky @JakeSucky]

Highguard is officially shutting down March 12th

After releasing just over a month ago

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every time a man pisses me off, i buy myself a gift

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he said he’d never hit me and then threatened to kill me
#watdatmean

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she actually manifested it

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what is she manifesting rn?

[blue @bluewmist]

normalize deleting tweets after the manic episode is over

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so stressed from work i just woke up from a nap where i dreamt about work, and thought i was late for work

[tris @pi5cesmoon]

i genuinely don’t think i could be a full time streamer because i just be fartin all the damn time

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not even 9am yet and my clinic is falling apart IM GOING TO CRASH OUT

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having joined the military almost 4 years ago and calling my brother on discord, who is this grown ass man in my ear you did NOT hit puberty stop 😭

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every time i think about eating i look at my scale and she reminds me