Mary Churay

Texas Tiger. Mama to Gatsby. Masters in Public History and the art of sass. Oxford comma defender.

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

Prophecy fulfilled. #Spaceballs2

[Houstorian @Houstorian]

Today in 1924, Mama Ninfa Laurenzo, who popularized Tex-Mex cuisine and founded the landmark @NinfasOriginal, is born.

[a;sdkfjasdlfj;d @asdkfjasdlfjd]

It's the 250th anniversary of the midnight ride of Paul Revere. I've mapped all seven Dunkin Donuts locations Paul could've stopped at on his route

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

they put polo bear on ozempic 😔

[Pop Base @PopBase]

333 years ago today, the Salem witch trials began.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Serena Williams crip walking to a song about you being a pedophile has to hurt existentially

[skooks @skooks]

The Stitch ad is an obvious salute to Scrim

[Mary Churay @hiphipCHURAY]

Trombone Shorty, Lauren Daigle, AND Jon Batiste? My Shaylaaaaa���

[K @TheMavsQueen]

Destiny Child just traded Beyoncé to TLC for Chilli

[brookie @brookiewags]

ESPN calling Seimone Augustus an unnamed “LSU staff member” is about to be my villain origin story

[Peter Burns @PeterBurnsESPN]

This game was doomed from the moment the governor wanted the fake rent-a-tiger

[Piper Hutchinson @ByPiperHutch]

Excited for the combination national election/special session/hurricane/Alabama game week

[Mary Churay @hiphipCHURAY]

The amount of news and current events that I learn about through Liza Minnelli Outlives is probably a little concerning

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Hoda Kotb's time at NBC. The popular "Today Show" co-anchor will leave the program in the upcoming months.

[Mary Churay @hiphipCHURAY]

RT @LiZaOutlives: Liza Minnelli has outlived Hoda Kotb's time at NBC. The popular "Today Show" co-anchor will leave the program in the upco…

[Mary Churay @hiphipCHURAY]

Live look at me driving to my office on campus every Tuesday and Thursday during the school year.

[Connor Ewing @ConnorMEwing]

Me standing in line at the campus coffeeshop after students have returned for the fall semester:

[Mary Churay @hiphipCHURAY]

You know you picked the right team when all the replies are asking why the band is wrong.

[tik @twosuh]

First look at LSU’s entrance inside Tiger Stadium in EA Sports College Football 25.

🎥: @QJBeat

[Mary Churay @hiphipCHURAY]

All of my wildest dreams are coming true🥹 I'm about to reach a whole new level of insufferable when this is released.

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Get ready friends, @HelloKitty Island Adventure is landing on #NintendoSwitch in 2025! What cozy adventures await you and your friends on this mysterious island? #HelloKittyIslandAdventure #NintendoDirect

[Mary Churay @hiphipCHURAY]

I stg I will end anyone who embarrasses me when national treasure Keith Lee is in BR

[Barstool LSU @LSUBarstool]

The best tradition in college sports

[Naima Cochrane @naima]

The way the news cycle is going I was legit trying to understand how Usher got involved with a Catholic parish in Charlotte...