Melissa

Living the dream as I cry into a bowl of oatmeal ✨

[Melissa @hipimposter]

And at the end of the day it’s fucked up that I got to live to be 27 and Breonna is dead. That’s what’s been on my mind.

[Melissa @hipimposter]

@RealTaylorKurtz I wonder what Lola and Tom would do

[Melissa @hipimposter]

Me reciting the corn song waiting for the damn sweet corn to be harvested in our neighborhood

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@chaotic_kaee What is wrong with people

[Melissa @hipimposter]

Sunday at 29: eating cacio e pepe outside and enjoying the wind spinner you bought from Costco. Three hard kombuchas deep and getting ready to watch real housewives before a quick tuck in at 8:30pm

[Melissa @hipimposter]

500 Days of Summer is on Amazon Prime 😧

[Melissa @hipimposter]

The only good thing about summer coming to an end is the anticipation of #bamarushtok

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@chaotic_kaee This makes me really upset to hear :(

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@chaotic_kaee @RealTaylorKurtz @_artsyalicia Have fun and be safe!!

[Melissa @hipimposter]

“My wife - looks like poop, smells like pee.” - Taylor Kurtz, 2022

[Melissa @hipimposter]

@RealTaylorKurtz Except for when I pick up the little pile every morning and throw it in the hamper lol

[Melissa @hipimposter]

“Tom looks like a young Jeff Goldblum” - @RealTaylorKurtz

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

In 2015, Jameis Winston left Florida State for the NFL.

Since then, the QB has been taking online classes to finish his required coursework.

Today, 7 years later, he returned to FSU to receive his college diploma 🎓

(📸: @FSUFootball)

[Melissa @hipimposter]

Why is Stanley Tucci’s TikTok the most wholesome thing

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@RealTaylorKurtz

[Melissa @hipimposter]

Like we get it you can fit stuff in your belt bag it’ll be the Apple Watch vibe in 6 months

[Melissa @hipimposter]

Dude. Why did Avicii have to die.

[Melissa @hipimposter]

13 hour work day 🥲

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@RealTaylorKurtz I don’t know how I feel about this

[Busy Philipps @BusyPhilipps]

I actually can’t stop watching this.

[Melissa @hipimposter]

Not trying to be psychotic but should I adopt an all black wardrobe like Elizabeth??