David Hoffman

I like to talk

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@Djbienaime Glad to see he’s turning his pettiness toward DeMeco into something coherent and informative

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@Chandler_Rome This response is informative and also deeply depressing. Thank you for your service.

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@Chandler_Rome Then why waste a playoff roster spot on him?

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@nchlsgarcia @AltuveEnjoyer Wrong year

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@TAR13ASON You wouldn’t last a day sending emails and leading cross-functional team meetings like I do 💪 💯 📈

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@AdamSchefter “I am at worst the 33rd best wide receiver in the NFL when I am not assaulting people. Put that shit in print.” - Stefon Diggs

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@toxictoniq @ShamsCharania Who are you quoting?

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@GallantSays @john_hickman12 This is great. You go coast to coast with teams you legitimately root for. Way to diversify your fan risk 🍻

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@aubrey_huff @SFGiants

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@ClayTravis This is disqualifying but filing for bankruptcy 6 times and running for President isn't?

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@StephenM Your wormy mug is a visual assault on God’s creation

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@SenTuberville This probably hit so hard if you’re a fucking idiot

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@eastvillageguy Your grandfather who fought in WWI watching you misattribute trench warfare to WWII

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@StephenM Big talk coming from the guy who looks like Gollum, but even he had more hair than you.

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@Rangers__Nation Finishing hitless…I think there’s a better way to phrase that 🤔

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@RestrictedDaily @ChefReactions

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@astros @united MORE PAIN

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@thathouguy_ You're right, she should stop supporting her husband and remind him that he should give up his MLB dreams.

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@BigSargeSportz I think the league steps in and calls the series at 3-0. No game 4 necessary.