Joster Ellfen

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[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

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 𝕦𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕒𝕘𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕄𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕠 𝔸𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖
      {𝙷𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚃𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕 𝙾𝙲}
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[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

<You got this!/>

[𝙕𝙚𝙕𝙚 @cryptxExorcist]

>Some grumbling while you decide if this is really worth it

ZZ ~ f1ne
ZZ ~ 1ll g0 say s0rry

[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

<Yeah, and I'm sure you will too. Just start things off slow, work yourself into it./>

[𝙕𝙚𝙕𝙚 @cryptxExorcist]

>You lean into them and huff

ZZ ~ all th1s feel1ngs stuff 1s gr0ss
ZZ ~ d0 tr0lls ser10usly l1ke 1t?

[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

<No/>
>You reach up to give them some headpats
<But I know you can do this, I believe in you B)/>

[𝙕𝙚𝙕𝙚 @cryptxExorcist]

>You think you have an idea
>But gross, you have to actually say you're sorry

ZZ ~ 1 can just thr0w the present thr0ugh the w1nd0w can't 1

[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

<You should go try to apologize, maybe bring something you know she'd like/>

[𝙕𝙚𝙕𝙚 @cryptxExorcist]

ZZ ~ ...h0w c0me y0ure always r1ght

>Annoyed growling

[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

<Well how do you know if you don't try it out?/>

[𝙕𝙚𝙕𝙚 @cryptxExorcist]

>You make a face and scrunch your nose up in mild distress

ZZ ~ 1 d0nt get flush crushes

[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

<Well, you like me in a pale way, maybe she's different?/>

[𝙕𝙚𝙕𝙚 @cryptxExorcist]

ZZ ~ y0ure c00ler

>You answer pretty much on reflex, slouching back with a lazy smile

ZZ ~ but 1 already th1nk /y0ure/ cute. S0 why 1s th1s tr0ll d1fferently cute? Th1s 1s dumb

[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

<Yeah, something like that! If someone you think is cute compliments you and it makes you feel happy, you just gotta do that and compliment them back, like if I say you're really cool!/>

[𝙕𝙚𝙕𝙚 @cryptxExorcist]

ZZ ~ ......

>You stretch your lips in a very unnatural grimace
>It's not like you haven't smiled before
>Usually it just has. Malicious intent behind it

[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

<Have you tried smiling?/>

[𝙕𝙚𝙕𝙚 @cryptxExorcist]

>Distressed chittering and chirping

ZZ ~ 1ll get angry and make her cry aga1n

[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

<Well, do you want help fixing it?/>

[𝙕𝙚𝙕𝙚 @cryptxExorcist]

>Your face scrunches a little

ZZ ~ th1s 1s stup1d and 1 hate 1t

[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

>Your face turns bronze a little
<Yeah/>

[𝙕𝙚𝙕𝙚 @cryptxExorcist]

ZZ ~ ...1s th1s h0w that scrawny teal makes y0u feel?

[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

<I don't think it works like that, Ze. Does it feel like when you make me sad?/>

[𝙕𝙚𝙕𝙚 @cryptxExorcist]

ZZ ~ why sh0uld 1 d0 that?

>Growling and turning away

ZZ ~ 1m wa1t1ng f0r 1t t0 g0 away

[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

<Well, maybe you should apologize to her? I bet a gift wouldn't hurt either/>

[𝙕𝙚𝙕𝙚 @cryptxExorcist]

ZZ ~ my face g0t h0t and my chest felt we1rd am 1 supposed t0 l1ke that?
ZZ ~ 1 th1nk 1 feel sad...f0r mak1ng her upset

[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

<did you like it?/>

[𝙕𝙚𝙕𝙚 @cryptxExorcist]

>You just start playing with a strand of hair and start shrinking in on yourself for the first time in
>A long time

ZZ ~ felt we1rd
ZZ ~ scared her away t0 make 1t st0p but 1t d1dnt w0rk

[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

<wait so... She was flirting? Why'd you scare her off? Did you not like it?/>

[𝙕𝙚𝙕𝙚 @cryptxExorcist]

ZZ ~ ....she called me attract1ve
ZZ ~ asked 1f 1 had a matespr1t

[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

<What did she say?/>

[𝙕𝙚𝙕𝙚 @cryptxExorcist]

ZZ ~ 1 d1dnt mean t0 d0 that!

>Youre still very much on high alert and puffed up like an upset cat

[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

<cry? Why'd you do that? What'd she say to you?/>

[𝙕𝙚𝙕𝙚 @cryptxExorcist]

ZZ ~ 1 made her cry 1nstead 0f eat1ng her

[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

<What happened?/>

[𝙕𝙚𝙕𝙚 @cryptxExorcist]

ZZ ~ n0

>Retreat to your corner and angrily chitter, hugging your knees to your chest

[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

<Is everything OK?/>

[𝙕𝙚𝙕𝙚 @cryptxExorcist]

>You had a minute to shake off your anger and trail after them
>But after watching that whole scene you just snort in frustration and give up
>Hopefully joster doesn't ask. Please you really hope they don't ask

[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

<I'm 100% good and dandy B)>

[𝙰𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚗 @spinelessSlime]

FINE! Fine just...a a re you sure?

>You already gently brushing them off

Lak- eh...I I just WANTED TO stop BY.

[Joster Ellfen @hippieCuller]

>you quickly shoot up and try to pose in order to look like you totally planned this
<Yeah, yeah, totally fine, how are you B)/>

[𝙰𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚗 @spinelessSlime]

>Let out a high pitched screech as there are now two downed bodies in front of you
>Good thing you have two hands to offer

HAH- are you OKAY?! Both of you I I I think?!