danny

unhinged and mentally ill leo sun bisexual with a god complex. she/they • BHCC ’24 • Suffolk ’28 🐢💚

[danny @hippie_froggie]

call me a strong acid or base,
because i stay Fully dissociating.

[danny @hippie_froggie]

every time i drink i end up looking at pics of timothee.

[danny @hippie_froggie]

today my mom learned hozier is Not a black man. and i learned my mom thought he was this whole time.

[danny @hippie_froggie]

the way timothee chalamet is only 6 yrs older than me fucks with me Every day.

[danny @hippie_froggie]

locked in studying for my orgo final
(fangirling over timothée chalamet)

[danny @hippie_froggie]

timothée chalamet wouldnt treat me this way smh

[danny @hippie_froggie]

spent the entire day thinking it was sunday, feel like i gained a whole day im so happy i can breathe for a sec omg

[danny @hippie_froggie]

just know if u are a man in my life u will Always come after timothée chalamet and my cat.

[danny @hippie_froggie]

i say this with love, not actually mad, i love my mother. and got a lot of hw done.

[danny @hippie_froggie]

i think my mother books me early flights with the intention of me pulling an all nighter.
"oh u know thats Really early especially considering travel to the airport, why dont u just-"
THEN WHYD U GET THIS FLIGHT FOR ME MOM?? MY RETURN TICKET WAS THE LAST THING BOOKED U KNEW.

[danny @hippie_froggie]

abt to endure another flight without being a member of the mile high club smh

[danny @hippie_froggie]

⚠️TRIGGER WARNING: ED ⚠️

love thinking im only to realize my hip bones and ribs are as prominent as they were last time i went under triple digits...

[danny @hippie_froggie]

fell asleep while studying to queef jerky on repeat, airbuds recap this weeks gonna be Fun.

[danny @hippie_froggie]

abt to womp womp myself into retirement and oblivion.

[danny @hippie_froggie]

hi chat how do u ask someone out without admitting u have feelings and like them? no tears no glue

[danny @hippie_froggie]

letting me live in ur head rent free when i forgot u existed is next level fr

[danny @hippie_froggie]

from now on i will only be accepting payments in the form of young miko tickets and merch.

[danny @hippie_froggie]

waking up criminally horny w/o my not boyfriend is a hate crime.

[danny @hippie_froggie]

it has taken me an embarrassingly long time to realize that dolly parton and reba are dif ppl and Not j dolly in a red wig..

[danny @hippie_froggie]

the realization u havent even thought abt them in weeks and are glad theyre gone lmfaoo always in my hoe phase fr

[danny @hippie_froggie]

why are dragons not real
arent dragons flying dinos?
isnt a velociraptor a dragon ??