a hippie named apes 🍁

turn ya neck

[a hippie named apes 🍁 @hippieapes]

2016 NC class where the hell did we have our prom?.. LMFAO 💀
I genuinely have no recollection of where tf we even ended up...
I think I drove my friends Prius too LMAOAOAOAO 😂😭

[a hippie named apes 🍁 @hippieapes]

@filesofcece @KUNTAKUNTY 💀 I choked

[a hippie named apes 🍁 @hippieapes]

he didn’t wanna be a martyr, he wanted to make a difference.. wether u agree or not, he started a conversation a lot of people where too afraid to start.. but also im not saying I agree with what he said. idk what im saying, im gagged ig 😵‍💫 desensitized even …

[a hippie named apes 🍁 @hippieapes]

why have I gotten no censor or “trigger warning” for his death on video on I/g. it’s being blasted all over my socials yet, not one warning. . . what is going on man!

[AGSKDHSK @j4vior]

Guys… i’m at a bar chillin then went into the restroom with a wig on cuz why not,,,
anyway im in there by myself in the stall and someone comes in AND SAYS “Maam this is the men’s restroom” GIRL IM LIKE HUH damn neaaar almost came out the stall COCK in hand

[a hippie named apes 🍁 @hippieapes]

sooo my bf has had this ceramic figurine for a while now and I never really looked at it I just thought it was one of those lucky cats… well I picked it up to take a pic to see what the “info” feature said and when the flash went off I got the scariest feeling 😫😖 ….

[a hippie named apes 🍁 @hippieapes]

@grandesglinda aw lil baby

[a hippie named apes 🍁 @hippieapes]

was told by an old coworker yesterday once we were parting ways… “never trust a fart” and honestly…. tea…….

[a hippie named apes 🍁 @hippieapes]

things I’m putting on my xmas list next year:
- squatty potty (this shit hits, no pun intended)
- gift cards (not sure what to get? gift card.)
- bottle of wine..? idk, the first one was the main thing tbh.
happy holidays everyone 🕺🏻🫶🏻

[a hippie named apes 🍁 @hippieapes]

petition for bagel shops to open at 6am

[💯 @1998hondacoupe]

Who else is watching the fight rn??

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

my timeline right now

[a hippie named apes 🍁 @hippieapes]

wait wait wait bc i used a lil flat brush to use eyeshadow as lip liner (she was desperate) and i hate to admit that i simply ate with that move. +3 aura
… that’s my tweet for the year 🚶🏻‍♀️

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

What women expect from us

[ꨄ @ziiarahh_]

ion wear lingerie you better come lift up this tie-dye shirt i made when i was 10

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

don't invite me to the function unless this is the vibe