rye ✨🍒

[isha @MibshaD]

*uterus sheds its lining and REGENERATES itself every month*

“a human organ that can self-regenerate - hmm… that’s not interesting at all, let’s never study this.”

-the medical community

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“i dont need to drink or smoke to have fun” okay congrats btch you can drive then

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 2:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i HATE when bugs start flying around my ears i will punch myself in the head i dont give a fuck

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

we are witnessing the birth of a new horror legend.

[layla @mastikhorpaglu]

😭😭

[mary morgan @maryarchived]

she spent 12 hours to cook up a line like “you made a mess, i was the janitor”

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

😩😭😭😭🙌🏾

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Stop teaching your daughters that if a boy is mean to her it’s because he likes her.

Teach her to throat punch that little mf and tell him to back off.

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

When you were afraid of something, happening and it actually happens.

[Amp byma @bymaonstage]

Wtf is that?

[swinky @swinkying]

what’s it called when u watch a movie and then feeling like ur in the movie for 2 days after

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How i feel training older people at work

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

“Women have a hard time submitting to men because it’s hard for Gods to submit to their own creations” altered my brain chemistry a little bit ngl

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🤍 @luvblessingz]

I miss when kids shows used to be so calm and boring, but in a good way!

[jane @ijanedoll]

A college swimmer caught red-handed assaulting an unconscious girl behind a dumpster gets sentenced to just 3 months in jail because the judge "didn't want to ruin his Olympic potential." Once again, a man's hypothetical career is worth more than a woman's actual life.