Harry's Hippo Facts

Facts, lies, and jokes about hippos.

[Harry's Hippo Facts @hippofactamus]

Roses are red
Hippos are grey
Send some love
To a hippo today
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As a boycott I will not be watching this show multiple times as planned. It will be one viewing only. I encourage my tens of followers to do the same. Together we will make meaningful change in this misinformed world.

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72 Cutest Animals series on Netflix - sounds like a great show, right? ABSOLUTELY NOT. The fact that hippos don't even begin to sniff the top 10 is honestly disgusting. Not as cute as a horse? A HORSE?? Are you kidding me??? Do better, 72 Cutest Animals. Do better.

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Hippos like train songs, so should you.

[hanne (with aquarium) @schrickxy]

pls contribute to my collaborative playlist of train themed songs https://t.co/cIEVYzc34v

[andrew @AndrewsNotFunny]

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Hippos might be able to contract COVID-19. But maybe not.

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Hippos are only in Africa right? Wrong!!! Pablo Escobar smuggled 4 hippos into Colombia for his personal zoo. After his death they escaped! Now dozens of hippos are living in a Colombian River. And of course, there is a hippo that lives in everybody's heart 🦛❤️

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You’ve heard of flat earth theory (which is completely ridiculous), but have you heard of the flat moon theory/fact? Hippos once roamed the moon, and their immense weight caused a complete collapse of the moon 🌝 #flatmoontheory

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Hippos run along the bottom of rivers to simulate reduced gravity environments, for when they inevitably settle mars.

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Santa’s “reindeer” are actually hippos. The legend of Rudolph originates from the red-nosed lead hippo, Poodolph.

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@hgliss96 @BabyAnimalPics Fact.

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Hippos and Michael Jordan have combined for 6 NBA Championships, 5 MVP awards, and 14 All-Star selections.

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Fact- on average, hippos weigh more than peanuts.

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The hippocampus, commonly mistaken for a component of the brain, is actually where hippos go to receive their college education.

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Only half of a herd of hippos stay in the water at once, to avoid flooding the river.

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A hippo's closest relatives are whales and porpoises. They still try to meet every year for Thanksgiving and Christmas.

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How do hippos commute? In a hippopotabus. 🚌

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@rynomc930 You gotta have some bad ones to make the mediocre ones seem good.

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What did the grape say when the hippopotamus stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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Why don't you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it.