April 😎

Slightly OBSESSED with THE OFFICE & ABBOTT ELEMENTARY. I love all things happy & good. I survive solely on Pepsi and Ruffles Salt & Vinegar Chips🤤✨💚🥰🌈🌻🇨🇦

[Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 🇦🇺 @Kaos_Vs_Control]

Meet Bruce Taylor, of Taylor Farms. This man makes huge contributions to Trump so his lettuce is never inspected. So far, this man has given us E. coli, and cyclospora.

He does NOT allow his lettuce pickers to take bathroom breaks.

Kroger brand lettuce is actually Taylor’s.

[April 😎 @hippyhappyjoy]

@Mollyploofkins Why is he dressed like a lady?
🫠😂

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Influencer brothers Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested by federal authorities Saturday in Miami on an extradition request from the UK, where they face rape and human trafficking charges.

[April 😎 @hippyhappyjoy]

Not a Katy Perry fan, but I am a fan of this message. 👍

[Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[🪐 @Degentle_]

My son’s landlord called me, the cosigner, and said I want to talk to you before I renew this lease, because there’s something going on in that apartment and I can’t figure out if I should be concerned. Something going on. My son is twenty three, lives alone, works at the airport, and a landlord’s suspicion travels straight up the family chain like electricity. He’d noticed, doing seasonal maintenance, that my son’s second bedroom, listed as a home office, was full of cots.

Three cots, folded blankets, a hand-lettered sign he couldn’t read from the door. And different cars in the guest spot constantly, overnight, gone by morning. I promised to find out and called my son, who sighed the sigh of a man caught doing something embarrassing, and said “It’s for the stranded people, Mom.” My son works the night counter for a regional airline. Small airport, last flights out at 11, first at 6.

And when weather cancels that last flight, he’s the one who has to tell people there’s nothing until morning, no vouchers for weather, and the nearest hotel is thirty minutes and a hundred and forty dollars away. Most people sleep in the terminal chairs. But some people can’t. He watched a woman with a baby try it. An old man post-surgery, once, upright in a metal chair all night. So my son, who lives eight minutes from the airport, started quietly offering.

His spare room, cots from a surplus store, clean sheets in a bin, a sign that says the wifi password and HELP YOURSELF TO CEREAL. He screens carefully, families, elderly, the stuck-and-scared only, and he sleeps with his door locked and honestly at twenty three I’d have done none of it right. The landlord met me at the apartment to hear all this. Stood in the cot room a while.

Then he renewed the lease with a rent reduction and one condition, that his own number go on the wall as backup contact. His words. “I’ve been stranded before. Somewhere in Ohio. Nobody had a cot.”

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Call me old-fashioned, but I think the President of the United States should be able to remember the name of a nation he’s been bombing the shit out of for five months.

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

The most wondrous tour of our lives! Our beloved “Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour | The Final Show” has received five #EMMY nominations!

🫶 Outstanding Variety Special (Pre-Recorded)
🫶 Directing for a Variety Special
🫶 Picture Editing for Variety Programming
🫶 Sound Mixing for a Variety Series or Special
🫶 Technical Direction and Camerawork for a Special

[April 😎 @hippyhappyjoy]

@jaydenlovetaysf 👏

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Carrie Underwood used to sell out large arenas, went full MAGA, and now performs 😳 for tens of people on a golf course.

[Pip ⸆⸉ 🍯❤️‍🔥 @PiperCim]

holy shit

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒍𝒃𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔⸆⸉ ☁️ @ghostlybabe_]

This