Hipster IE6

I am THE underground internet browser.

[Hipster IE6 @hipsterIE6]

Trump saying he's not involved with Russia is like an engineer saying they don't use JavaScript, they use jQuery.

[Hipster IE6 @hipsterIE6]

Fanny packs are like IRL toolbar add ons.

[Hipster IE6 @hipsterIE6]

Can't wait to see you guys when you have to use your parents' computer this week.

[Hipster IE6 @hipsterIE6]

Microsoft stopped supporting Windows XP today. I can't blame them, I haven't supported anything in years.

[Hipster IE6 @hipsterIE6]

I don't have loose standards, I'm just a free spirit.

[Hipster IE6 @hipsterIE6]

HTML5? No thanks, I'm a vegan.

[Hipster IE6 @hipsterIE6]

I did filters WAY before all of these lame iPhone apps. Ever heard of progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft, @instagram?

[Hipster IE6 @hipsterIE6]

Browsers are so concerned with things like "performance" and "features". It's like they forgot what browsing was about: Toolbars.

[Hipster IE6 @hipsterIE6]

I don't exclude features, I'm just a minimalist.

[Hipster IE6 @hipsterIE6]

Thinking about having my next tattoo be the <script> tag in a script font. SO ironic.

[Hipster IE6 @hipsterIE6]

Sure my load times aren't fast, but life is all about the journey, not the destination, man.

[Hipster IE6 @hipsterIE6]

It's the holiday season- you should really put ironic animated snowflakes on your website.

[Hipster IE6 @hipsterIE6]

I prefer to think of my javascript errors like lyrics—they should be cryptic and no one should be able to understand them.

[Hipster IE6 @hipsterIE6]

Stylesheets? You know nothing about style.

[Hipster IE6 @hipsterIE6]

If you think I'm a hipster, you should see my creators. http://twitpic.com/5krl7k

[Hipster IE6 @hipsterIE6]

I'm not underpowered, I'm just efficient. Much like my Vespa scooter.

[Hipster IE6 @hipsterIE6]

Other browsers are so close-minded. They just view the internet. I explore it.

[Hipster IE6 @hipsterIE6]

Is it possible to display webpages from vinyl? I think it's something we should look into.

[Hipster IE6 @hipsterIE6]

The only thing that's tighter than my security are the jeans I'm currently wearing.

[Hipster IE6 @hipsterIE6]

I'm not old, I'm just retro.