hipsterbomber

The Unabomber: The Original Hipster.

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There is perhaps no greater signal of society’s decent into madness than the run on toilet paper. Millions of people choosing to buy toilet paper before buying food. I haven’t wiped my ass with paper in years!

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Ask Pompeo to find me on a fucking map!

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I watched a lot of TV as kid (none these days, of course), but my ADD was so bad that I could only make sense of the opening sequences. Such a pity.

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Besides making a political statement, the main reason I have forsaken society is so that I never have to listen to The National again.

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Given my living conditions, you’d be surprised by how often I have Hawaiian pizza. #hawaiianpizza

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For me, a streaming service simply means indoor plumbing.

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I do not like the new War on Drugs record. At all. Like the actual war on drugs, they should be treated like a public health issue.

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In light of recent events, I’ve made a resolution to be more politically (re)active — so I’ve literally started wiping my ass with the New York Times

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When that molly hits

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Generation Xers behaving like millennials, millennials dressing up like Generation Xers...

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I think this hangover must be what menopause feels like.

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People that brag to me about not being on Facebook and I'm like "I live in a cabin with no electricity."

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Champagne goes straight to my pussy.

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Although I am still wearing the falconry glove as a fashion statement about subjugated male sexuality.

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I'm not as much into falconry as I used to be.

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I really need a way to express this generalize malaise, might try violence.

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These isolating winter bluez tho...

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Doing some field recordings of couples arguing about social media for my next sound collage manifesto.

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It must be so exhausting pretending to be into noise music.

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I'm watching the b-side of our VHS/cassette mix sex-tape.