Hipster Celtic

I like rare obscure players and craft beer

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*sigh* @fcstpauli fans behaving like a starbucks pumpkin spiced latte of a club.

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Back online after Finnieston Loyal RSC grassed up Finnieston Bespoke CSC account.
Illiterate morons.

Once again, Finnieston Bespoke CSC overwhelmingly support HUMMUS.

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Ha ha

[Donald @Donald26081993]

@FabrizioRomano That sounds like a fantastic opportunity, Philippe! Wishing you all the success in leading Rangers to glory in the upcoming competitions. Go get 'em! #RangersFC

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*sigh* i much prefered Warburton's sevco firing. This is too mainstream.
I laughed at sevco 11 years ago whem they started. Too many bandwagon jumpers.

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Obviously there is a huge call for a kwon song at #celtic.
I'm going with Public image limited "rise" melody. The lyrics:

Kyo Kwooooon
The huns are shiiiiite..

HYYYYEOOOK KYU
HYYYYEOOOK KYU - over the bit that goes "may the road rise with you"

Obvious choice IM

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Leaked #celtic line up.
Absolutely the team to go with imho

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This morning i looked at 5 bespoke vegan lattes in my finnieston coffee merchant.
I bought the cheapest one.

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If only our midfield had say a ....... KWON type player

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Winner of the internet

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Can i have my shoes back please

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My #celtic team for aberdeen:

KWON
KWON
KWON
KWON
KWON
KWON
KWON
KWON
KWON
KWON
KWON

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UNLEASH KWON

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@carlmuggleton hi carl. What's happening? You busy sat?

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Mark McNally to unfurl the flag this saturday for #celtic

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The most bespoke signing in last last decade or so.
The korean 2nd division has been crying out to be raided.
Mainstream fans wanted quality proven DM signing. Bespoke fans want kwon.
It's the passes he hasn't completed that u need to appreciate.

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hearing james forrest will be donating all the money from his testimonial to kids born without necks. A nice touch

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Michael Beale listens to the fun loving criminals

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Anyone else think Switzerland is the new belgium in terms of football talent?