Gregory James

Just another butter-loving American

[Gregory James @hipsterocrite]

Today I got Nickelback's greatest hits stuck in my car's CD player. Now it's constantly playing on a loop. I hate driving around in silence ☹️

[Gregory James @hipsterocrite]

@johnpmck00 And you're still a self centered fuck

[Gregory James @hipsterocrite]

@HawleyMO This didn't age well...

[Gregory James @hipsterocrite]

@RealCandaceO Yeah the guy in the white house who dyes his hair (if that's even his hair) and wears makeup every day is sooooooo manly

[Gregory James @hipsterocrite]

I can't tell whether I'm losing weight or I just stretched out my shirts so much that they're fitting more loosely now. I'm gonna pretend it's the former.

[Gregory James @hipsterocrite]

@claire2point0 @Pluckers I used to have such faith in Pluckers and American democracy...now I'm not so sure about either

[Gregory James @hipsterocrite]

How the fuck is this happening again

[Gregory James @hipsterocrite]

@claire2point0 @Pluckers This is highly disappointing

[Gregory James @hipsterocrite]

@johnpmck00 Nooooooooooooo

[Gregory James @hipsterocrite]

@swagnerforever Wow this is so 2020

[Gregory James @hipsterocrite]

@johnpmck00 Yeah there are so many podsibilities

[Gregory James @hipsterocrite]

Good thing most of them are in Depends already

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

The Atlantic: "Donald Trump shit his pants"

White House: "IT'S A LIE!"

Trump: "IT'S A HOAX!"

MSNBC: "A dozen sources confirm he shit himself"

Fox News: "There's literally shit on his pants"

MAGA: *starts shitting their pants in solidarity*

[Gregory James @hipsterocrite]

@johnpmck00 Very insightful, you should have a podcast.

[Gregory James @hipsterocrite]

Niiiiiiiiice.

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

History tonight at MMP. RHP Chase DeJong is the first Astros pitcher to wear No. 69.

[Gregory James @hipsterocrite]

Word of advice: Don't eat sauerkraut right before having to wear a mask for an extended period of time.

[Gregory James @hipsterocrite]

Thought of the day: Why do people who claim to love America so much proudly display the battle flag of a nation of traitors that went to war with the USA?

[Gregory James @hipsterocrite]

I've started bringing a mop and bucket everywhere with me just in case...

[Gregory James @hipsterocrite]

@JuliaMorales Yordan is a BEAST!!!

[Gregory James @hipsterocrite]

@johnpmck00 Awareness helps break the stigma though

[Gregory James @hipsterocrite]

🎶It's been awhiiiiiile🎶 since I tweeted. Gotta keep that feed current for all my fans.