Hir-O —Cyberpunk Rhapsody 6/26

Hir-O
I'm a member of the S.T.A.R.S.
Detroit / Star Heaven / Dojo
Dreamers / Mellow Orange

[Hir-O —Cyberpunk Rhapsody 6/26 @HiroBeats]

I've been quiet. But I've been busy.
#hirobeats #detroit #comingsoon or #comingwhenitsready

[Hir-O —Cyberpunk Rhapsody 6/26 @HiroBeats]

White folks who actually live in the Detroit City Limits: Why don't I ever see y'all at the gas station? 🤣

[Hir-O —Cyberpunk Rhapsody 6/26 @HiroBeats]

@HeyJoeBaby @Roux_fee_ohh @stugotz790 My man

[Hir-O —Cyberpunk Rhapsody 6/26 @HiroBeats]

So @Roux_fee_ohh told me I should record these on video, in a true homage to @stugotz790. I'm not doing these after every SINGLE game. Maybe after every nationally televised game. Who would watch?

[Hir-O —Cyberpunk Rhapsody 6/26 @HiroBeats]

Hir-O Pistons Preseason Observations:

-Isaiah Joe🏓
On Ball Juice🏓
"404 FILE NOT FOUND"🏓

-Isaiah Joe🏓
Off Ball Juice🏓
"404 FILE NOT FOUND"🏓

Tonight's officials🏓
Woof🏓

-Jalen Duren🏓
Come back soon🏓

-Daniss Jenkins🏓
Good minutes🏓

-Ebuka Okorie🏓
Can scoot

-Wizards🏓
Fun Ball Club🏓

-Bilal Coulibaly🏓
Bust🏓

-Ausar🏓
Woof🏓
Not worried though🏓

-Tolu Smith🏓
Maybe an NBA Player?🏓

-Red Velvet🏓
Missing Jumper🏓
Found???🏓

-Ron Holland🏓
Show me something, kid🏓

Those🏓
Are the Hir-O 🏓
Preseason 🏓
Observations🏓

[AWeirdo @AWxirdo_]

real niggas support trans niggas

[Chris @ChrisGotNext]

Bro you people can’t be serious 😭😭😭

[⛧ @7700saint]

I swear 2025-26 WWE being the company that “tells stories” has to be one of the craziest psyops I’ve ever seen bro

[Clint Zugel @Zoogs521]

@HiroBeats YO!! @stugotz790 would be proud.

[Hir-O —Cyberpunk Rhapsody 6/26 @HiroBeats]

Hir-O Pistons Preseason Observations:

-Isaiah Joe🏓
On Ball Juice🏓
"404 FILE NOT FOUND"🏓

-Isaiah Joe🏓
Off Ball Juice🏓
"404 FILE NOT FOUND"🏓

Tonight's officials🏓
Woof🏓

-Jalen Duren🏓
Come back soon🏓

-Daniss Jenkins🏓
Good minutes🏓

-Ebuka Okorie🏓
Can scoot

-Wizards🏓
Fun Ball Club🏓

-Bilal Coulibaly🏓
Bust🏓

-Ausar🏓
Woof🏓
Not worried though🏓

-Tolu Smith🏓
Maybe an NBA Player?🏓

-Red Velvet🏓
Missing Jumper🏓
Found???🏓

-Ron Holland🏓
Show me something, kid🏓

Those🏓
Are the Hir-O 🏓
Preseason 🏓
Observations🏓

[Hir-O —Cyberpunk Rhapsody 6/26 @HiroBeats]

These refs soft man.

[Ku 🦉 @KuKhahil]

Telling yall rn

Okorie gotta play lol

[Hir-O —Cyberpunk Rhapsody 6/26 @HiroBeats]

examples:

Kenny Omega- House Dayne
Pac- House Stark
Swerve- House Velayron
Samoa Joe- House Umber
Sting- Lord Commander of the Night's Watch
Osprey- House Arryn
MJF- House Lannister
Jon Moxley- House Hoarre (Ironborn)
Roman Reigns- Dothraki (obviously)
Cody Rhodes- House Blackfyre

[Hir-O —Cyberpunk Rhapsody 6/26 @HiroBeats]

ASOIAF/Game of Thrones x Wrestling thought experiment: If the wrestling roster existed in George R.R. Martin’s world, who fits where?

[Noveliss 🌊水 @TheNoveliss]

Your Mother x3 might be my favorite film of the year and that is saying A TON. 🔥🔥🔥

https://t.co/Zvp8tZsLGE

[Hir-O —Cyberpunk Rhapsody 6/26 @HiroBeats]

My goat

[Hooper @PistonsHooper]

Hooper spoke 🤯

[Hir-O —Cyberpunk Rhapsody 6/26 @HiroBeats]

@jawnlouis He a bum

[Hir-O —Cyberpunk Rhapsody 6/26 @HiroBeats]

This is UNBELIEVABLE 😂😂

[Temitope💕 @Tea_1904]

Soon as the color changed, the beat changed 😂

[Casey Taylor @CaseyTaylor520]

You admitted his pivot doesn’t return before release, then immediately said it’s a travel because both feet leave the ground.

Rule 4-44-3(b) doesn’t prohibit jumping. It prohibits LANDING before release.

Your players being all over the internet doesn’t change the wording of the rulebook.

Glad u don’t teach it! Ur a ex player not a coach.

[Hir-O —Cyberpunk Rhapsody 6/26 @HiroBeats]

This is reasonable even though I don't agree that that's what happened, I agree that it would be a travel if that's what he did, but the other person could not clearly articulate this point.

[Coach Deakyne @DeakyneJames]

@Factorybball @HiroBeats I don’t think they’re getting that for it to be a step through the ‘step’ has to land before the ‘pivot’ lifts.

The debate isn’t if the pivot can lift or not. It’s WHEN it lifts that makes it a legal step or a jump by definition.

[Hir-O —Cyberpunk Rhapsody 6/26 @HiroBeats]

The fact that you didn't even understand the question I was asking just now approves that you don't know what you're talking about. (Yes, he releases the ball before the pivot for returns to the floor.) I feel for your basketball team LOL. But you have a good day though.

[Factory 🏀 @Factorybball]

@HiroBeats No, but both feet went in the air. Which is rule b.