Don’t teach your kids to hit back.
Teach them to hit first when they’re genuinely threatened.
Hitting back is revenge. Stopping an attack before it starts is self-defense.
Me in New Jersey on a diet:
Waitress: “Would you like to see the dessert menu? We have cheesecake today.”
Me: “No thank you.”
Waitress: “Our chef has been here for 50 years. He used to cook for Frank Sinatra, and the cheesecake was his favorite.”
Me: “Bring me the fuckin cheesecake.”
Hugh Jackman dice que habría “vetado” a Wesley Snipes de Deadpool & Wolverine si hubiera sabido que Snipes estaba a punto de romper su récord por la carrera más larga como personaje de Marvel en acción real:
«Ahora solo es una competencia de quién va a vivir más tiempo.»
2 years ago today, AJ Styles got one of the LOUDEST ovations in WWE history while in France 🇫🇷
THE CROWD WAS SO UNHINGED IT MADE THE CAMERA SHAKE 🐐
(2024)