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ruto ni wazimu. no other explanation.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

If Dedan Kimathi had survived, y'all would have got the Land Redistribution Commission.
Unlock the potential of land.
Teach people to value land again.
Optimise production.
Land is more than just wealth.
Land is sacred.
Land gives us dignity.
No sovereign citizen should be landless.
All land belongs to the community.
Anyone who preaches getting people off land is a NEW WORLD ORDER stooge.

[Random @His_randomness]

Solo acts if you can't squit or cream ni waste of sin...from my DMs.

[Ever Blessed @jitagwoshiku]

Did my own retwist for the first time. Also I’m red now.

[Random @His_randomness]

Hakuna old money hii kenya. Stay guided.

[𝔐𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔫𝔢 ℭ𝔥𝔯𝔦𝔰. @munenechris_77]

Wealth and land looted in the Kenyatta 1 and Moi eras ndio mnaita Old Money?

[Random @His_randomness]

This fat toad is an mp. They ruin our systems because they will have money for private ones. I hope tutakua na sherehe very soon. Fuvk you too senator.

[Senator Hamida Kibwana @SenHamidaK]

I paid a visit to Hon. Aladwa at Nairobi Hospital today and wished him a quick recovery. Wishing him strength, good health, and a speedy return to full recovery.

[Random @His_randomness]

What a legend! It's the mischievous smile for me.😂😂

[Random @His_randomness]

@Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_ Actually, ni ezekiel lavezzi. Alikua anatoa shirt wamama waone six pack, wanazirahi kwa stands.

[Random @His_randomness]

@tonnie_moremi Hapa huwezi juu hua nakupiga vile nataka.

[Random @His_randomness]

Notice how he didn't mention a certain team 😏.

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

GW1 nipewe Coventry away nimpatie zake tatu, GW2 Everton akule mbili na cleansheet, alafu GW3 Kariuki hapo theatre of dreams atanishow poa, by that time nimekalia meza juu na Goal difference ya +7.

[Random @His_randomness]

@tonnie_moremi They have Santos. Ngumu sana. Labda APS Bomet.

[Random @His_randomness]

@Mnauwoo Xabi alonso

[Random @His_randomness]

@Mnauwoo Lampard
Gerrard
Bale
Roberto Carlos
Cr7
Adriano

[Random @His_randomness]

@_mesh_ouma @Mnauwoo Huyo hakua na long shot.

[Random @His_randomness]

Use muratina instead of water. Hutaamini.

[Cyd Wambui @CydWambui]

May I suggest an ugali Recipe that I am yet to try but it sounds like a good idea?

Boil meat, use the soup to make Ugali.

I bet itaslap.

[Random @His_randomness]

This is why those niggas would go to war for arteta.❤

[Random @His_randomness]

Better than sex wallahi.

[Mwanangu👽^o^ @_Evanto]

Arsenal fans ni madelulu walidhani Football iko na happy ending kama Porno

[Random @His_randomness]

@tonnie_moremi Uko serious ama? Na assist moja season mzima?

[Random @His_randomness]

@Oye440 Skelly is 18, pipe down.

[Random @His_randomness]

@RoliTshindane The issue with Eze is the effort. Nothing else. Rodgers has loads of effort. Eze will be at Everton in 2 years if he doesn't wake up.

[Random @His_randomness]

Email ni mimi nilituma. Very dangerous kwa mhindi na kwa teams.

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

🚨Reports suggest Mikel Arteta’s number one midfield target this summer remains as Newcastle United’s Sandro Tonali.

The Italian midfielder, valued at around £100million by the Magpies, was offered to the Gunners late in the January window but no talks took place at the time.

Would you like to see Sandro Tonali under Mikel Arteta at the Emirates next season?👀

[Random @His_randomness]

There is a very very big gap in the dj industry for Hip Hop djs. Upuzi mtupu!

[Random @His_randomness]

@Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_ Wafula hajawai kua activist. Ni njaa. Alikua anauza fridge magnets from demos watu walikufa. Shenzi!