Creepy Joe’s Basement

What goes on in the basement... Stays in the basement!

[Creepy Joe’s Basement @HisBasement]

After a long night in his basement... Creepy Joe asks Kamala to get some coffee~

Nancy: Why does she get to leave?

You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent... I’m not joking!

[Creepy Joe’s Basement @HisBasement]

*Joe Biden in the middle of sex with his wife
*Joe hears the sound a Ice Cream Truck makes
Joe leaves his basement… Only to find it’s the Taliban playing Hunter’s laptop and pointing the weapons he left behind at him!
*Joe’s last words
At least I can still hear a worm fart~

[Creepy Joe’s Basement @HisBasement]

Hunter Biden eating at the French Laundry…

Waiter: Would you like some fresh Parmesan cheese on your Caesar Salad?

Hunter smokes the Cheese Grinder like a Big Fat Blunt~

[Creepy Joe’s Basement @HisBasement]

Joy Reid is invited to Joe’s Basement…

I will not go, there are American Flags and White People~

[Creepy Joe’s Basement @HisBasement]

Kamala Harris goes to a magic show…

She disappears~

[Larry Blueberry~🫐 @LarryLaJolla]

Everything is going to shit in this Country… But at least I used the correct pronoun for you!

[Larry Blueberry~🫐 @LarryLaJolla]

You’ll know how long it’s been for me…
By how I eat your pussy!

[stACED @girl_a_whirl]

[during sex]

me: hurt me
him *makes me a peanut butter sandwich using crunchy peanut butter*

[~TheOne~ @1AIMMadellynne]

Go into Walgreens at 3am in just boxers and glasses with no lenses to buy a single multi vitamin.Their natural reaction is to call the cops.

[Tracey Cyrus @lil_greenmonstr]

*Does the dishes in the sink*

*To make room for the dishes on the counter*

*To make room for the dishes on the stove*

An autobiography.

[Cheeky Poetic Bitch @deedragonhunter]

Apparently rock bottom has a basement.

[Kellalena @topaz_kell]

I can achieve anything I put my mind to unless it’s boring or too hard.

[Vice_Queen @Vice_Queen]

I'm not mentally stable enough to handle people that say "supposably".

[ALICE @In_Twittaland]

he was blinded by all the insignificance, and all she wanted was for him to see her

[Natalie Sheehan @Natalie5heehan]

I hate the way soon after an argument I think of more clever things I should have pointed out.

[Vodka TIEM ™ (powered by whiskey) @VodkaTiem]

It is my one hope that social media will allow people to realize that they're not alone, that everyone is broken.

[Jay @Jay1972Jay]

Hi. I’m Jay1972Jay.
And I’m already prepared for your inevitable unfollow.

[That One Hateful B- @mommywhitfield]

*develops capacity for complex thought*
*spends remainder of life crushed by existential dread*

[Creepy Joe’s Basement @HisBasement]

Joe Biden’s Favorite people of All Time…

• His Wife~
• His Son~
• Kamala~
• Donald~

• Adolf~

[Creepy Joe’s Basement @HisBasement]

Joe Biden Whispering:

Bitch! Why didn’t you wash your hair…