Houston lSD

Parody Twitter account for the Houston Independent School District, the largest and poorest public school system in Texas.

[Houston lSD @hisdparody]

All students who are diagnosed with the COVID-19 Coronavirus will be permanently expelled from the #HISD school district. You really thought you’d get 2 weeks off AND spring break?🤣🤣

[Houston lSD @hisdparody]

heyyy

[Houston lSD @hisdparody]

UPDATE: All HISD schools and offices will be closed on Tuesday, March 22nd. We will continue to monitor the weather and will provide updates on our social media and https://t.co/Nux4uvL8Zt

[elijah!! 🍉 ➐ @dicerouxl]

@AsianBoyEatsCat @hisdparody ITS REAL /SRS THE ACTUALL ACC CONFIRMED IT

[Houston lSD @hisdparody]

UPDATE: All HISD schools and offices will be closed on Friday (Feb. 4). We will continue to monitor the weather and will provide updates on our social media and https://t.co/Nux4uvL8Zt

[Houston lSD @hisdparody]

Introducing the first round of #HISD #NFTS ‼️

Collection one is minting later today on OpenSea! Please refrain from screenshotting.

[Gerry Monroe for State Rep House District 131 @MrEBWD]

Madison High School coaches discussing girls teachers and admins in a sexual way. Time for these guys to be fired

[Houston lSD @hisdparody]

https://t.co/pI8Ref8jQl

[Heights High School @ghostofheights]

We will have counselors on campus all next week for grief counseling. Sending love & prayers and holding each other close tonight bulldogs.

[Houston lSD @hisdparody]

https://t.co/rw6MgulezC

[Houston lSD @hisdparody]

HISD when the one day they cancel school it barely rains

[chrisss🆖 @trxppie_chris]

school can be underwater and HISD still gonna say y’all good bro bro 💯🤞🏼

[Houston lSD @hisdparody]

i took matters into my own hands…

[Houston lSD @hisdparody]

y’all are welcome

[Houston lSD @hisdparody]

this is why the real HISD blocked me 😭

[Houston lSD @hisdparody]

SIKE!! You thought we give AF about y’all 🤣

[Houston lSD @hisdparody]

UPDATE: All HISD campuses and district offices will be CLOSED on Tuesday, Sept. 14 and will reopen Monday, September 20. We will continue to monitor the weather and share important updates on our district’s social media and website at https://t.co/Nux4uvL8Zt

[Houston lSD @hisdparody]

UPDATE: All HISD campuses and district offices will be CLOSED on Tuesday, Sept. 14 and will reopen Monday, September 20. We will continue to monitor the weather and share important updates on our district’s social media and website at https://t.co/Nux4uvL8Zt

[Houston lSD @hisdparody]

#HISDSTUDENTS Middle parts are now banned and all hair must be cut above the ear. This goes for boys and girls.