AlPal

tweets and opinions are my own and riddled with typos but I’m 11 so stfu

[َ @TOMSCTRL]

Blessing tl with full defying gravity in hq

[Soze Faizon Blanco @TheHumanDurag]

They stop carding you once the light has left your eyes.

[AlPal @hisnameisAlan]

Tonight I realized I need to live to 70 years old to experience 100 years of James Bond.

[JESS @jessforlast]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND WATCH THIS

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

He thought about tall oak trees.
He thought about high mountains covered with snow.

[AlPal @hisnameisAlan]

The cicadas in chicago finally emerged and it’s making me so happy to finally hear their song this summer.

[Bryan H. @X_BryanH]

Here are our options:

Joe Biden: old.

Trump: racist, convicted felon, hates women, rapist, tried to overthrow the government, wants to bomb Palestine, would let Russia take over Ukraine, cheated on his pregnant wife with a pornstar, pathological liar and narcissist.

[AlPal @hisnameisAlan]

When I tell you Tom and Jerry is the greatest cartoon. I literally used to download these episodes off of limewire and upload them to my mp3 player to watch in the back of the car. 😂

[emily north @north0fnorth]

this is the state street subway in chicago, the longest continuous subway platform in the world. it’s a full kilometer long, and was built like this as an extreme form of future proofing

[AlPal @hisnameisAlan]

Between Kelly coming back for shoes and this happening the millennial internet is really killing it this summer.

[gibby @ClaireSassman]

Unfortunately, old people were cooking when they came up with waking up early to sit on the porch and drink a beverage. I’ve never chilled harder.

[AlPal @hisnameisAlan]

RIP to Alamo Drafthouse.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

In a groundbreaking moment, Sony Pictures Entertainment has acquired Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in a deal that puts a major Hollywood studio back in the business of owning a movie theater for the first time in more than 75 years: https://t.co/oJ1iNLWngW

[ruth b8r goonsburg @bkonyd]

gen z has no idea the chokehold this video had on us in high school.

[AlPal @hisnameisAlan]

Nature is healing

[𝖙𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖓𝖟 🩸 @treeeenzz]

kelly performing shoes in 2024 might be the best moment of my life i fear

[(((Matthew Lewis))) cults & consequences @mateosfo]

An “elite cyclist” tried to tell me yesterday that e-bike riders don’t get as much exercise as acoustic cyclists, but the truth is, they very much do.

One wild thing about modern life is most people have no idea how their own bodies work.

[emily north @north0fnorth]

the vast majority of americans don’t realize this is what chicago looks like

[emily north @north0fnorth]

it’s really cool that if you have enough obscure brick knowledge you can guess exactly what city this photo was taken in because nowhere else has this stuff

[act iii Updates @B7Album]

When Beyoncé covered No Church in the Wild �