mr handsome

[kelsie @iPad_Latino]

Husband explaining the bond market to me while I film the dog lick the dish washer

[Clash Report @clashreport]

RFK Jr. gets interrupted by his "quack" ringtone during his speech on autism.

[Slippery Sam @slipperysam13]

Roommate hung fu panda after night 1 of move in… gonna be a long semester, kid #saddleup

[Grime Square @grime_square]

Get off the L at DeKalb & paradise awaits you

[Michael @MoroseThug]

I feel like this everywhere

[Gwen Stimms @GwenTheCrankhog]

He gets mad at his fans like a comic book villain gets mad at his goons

[j @cdyys_]

when u don’t hit shorty up so she just never text you

[③ @zurskiii]

Soon as a woman send me the 💯 emoji I know she can help me move a fridge upstairs

[GOREJIRλ @GOREJ1RA]

when you're a cow and see delicious grass

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Defeated by a fat Norwood lV, the final indignity

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

i swear to god people in nyc finger their asshole and rub it all over their clothes and go on public transport

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

“No jewish employee went to work on September 11 2001 at the world trade center”

Strange declarations by Tom Cruise at the World Cup final

[jelly_fish_456 @astral444444444]

my son got the role of kyle rittenhouse in the school play

[Addicus Sappington @AddicusSapp]

Where to find condoms that aren’t so baggy google search

[Dean of Degen @DeanofDegen]

Chipotle for lunch today

[mr handsome @hisobituary]

wasting food is one of life’s few joys

[James “Chadderall” Cheswick @cranialfissure]

Can we make a list of nice cocktail bars that won’t card my 18yo hinge date?

[Kyle Rittenhouse 🇺🇸 @rittenhouse2a]

Enjoyed having Lil Wayne in the office yesterday!