lil gas x

international conglomerate

[trash jones @jzux]

if i saw ET riding a bike in my neighborhood i would hit him with my car

[Cardale Jones @CJ1two]

Man I wish everyone stop saying I beat a kid in the hospital 91-35.... It was 98-35, had 91 with 1:26 left in the 4th

[lil gas x @hispanicorasian]

Father forgive me for I have hueled

[lil gas x @hispanicorasian]

drunk tweeting is NOT a victimless crime

[lil gas x @hispanicorasian]

What came first, the wind or the wind farm?

[lil gas x @hispanicorasian]

Disliking Kraft singles is anti american

[lil gas x @hispanicorasian]

Every night when I go to bed, I hope that I may never wake again, and every morning renews my grief.

[lil gas x @hispanicorasian]

@dan_fur_ no

[lil gas x @hispanicorasian]

another disappointing friday

[lil gas x @hispanicorasian]

roombas really are a maid, pet, and girlfriend all in one

[lil gas x @hispanicorasian]

I’m not paying for the apple watch, I’m paying for the false sense of superiority

[lil gas x @hispanicorasian]

Dedicated practitioner of the solo kama sutra

[The Sun @TheSun]

Population boom of the biggest rodents on Earth take over a suburb in Buenos Aires

[lil gas x @hispanicorasian]

Gretchens should be legally obligated to change their name at 18

[lil gas x @hispanicorasian]

Imagine being an adult named gretchen

[lil gas x @hispanicorasian]

say that you a lesbian yeah me too

[lil gas x @hispanicorasian]

rt if you have an absolute hose

like if you have elite ball placement

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

2 reasons why @bakermayfield isn’t replaceable
1) He has elite/rare ball placement. It’s top 5-7 in the NFL
2) He has an absolute hose

And you should see his arm

@Browns

[lil gas x @hispanicorasian]

never drinking again

[lil gas x @hispanicorasian]

Professional self gaslighter